Trans²Humanist Android Girl

Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck

i hope im not only a mutual to some of u but also someone who youd let fuck nasty style or at the very least u think im kinda sexy with it

people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

my dearly beloved mutual you cant just leave this in the tags

While exploring a vast and inscrutable city which seems to predate life on earth I am gently picked up by something incomprehensible with the higher-dimensional equivalent of a cup and piece of paper, then lovingly set outside in my natural habitat. Unfortunately the being exists outside of time and can't really tell human cities apart from one another so I appear without warning in ancient sumer.

Comic I made a few years ago for an anthology

oh my god this is wonderful

trans catgirls are a dying breed man. roving gangs of puppygirls have driven the species close to instinction. what a fucked up wo- *gets distracted by the idea of being hunted for sport by a puppygirl gang* -i need to Leave

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

I went to an exhibition on the history of migration and colonial rhetoric in Australia and it really helped me to pinpoint my exact issue with the way non-Australians (and. tbh. some aussies) talk about this country

this map is a piece of propaganda from 1921. honestly what shocked me about it was how little of Australia is marked out as “uninhabited”. I have seen maps shared around on this website that basically mark out the entirety of non-coastal Australia as “empty”. fucking colonialists from 1921 were more generous than some of you

the history of colonial Australia is a history of “taming the untameable land”. this has been reinforced through narratives that this country is:

this rhetoric survives in both the way Australia is imagined by non-Australians and in the self-image of Australia. the (white) aussie battler conquers the unconquerable. the outback is imagined as a post-apocalyptic hellscape. our fauna is categorised as uniquely hellish and unwieldy. so when non-Australians make joke after joke about how scared they are of this place. well you can imagine why it fills me with the kind of rage that can only be generated by the understanding that You Are Reinforcing Colonialism

@isuggestlandback any thoughts?

I have a suggestion

OHHHHHH YES THIS IS SO PERFECT I LOVE YOU THANK YOUUUUUU

>sees post about strange and unusual fetishes

>posts conventionally attractive carnivorous plant

it's a maw on a stem who wouldn't want that 😵‍💫

comm for vexerenity, comm pings in my disc :3

"wow look at this crazy sign from Australia warning about dangerous animals" and then the sign is basically just "do not corner and harass wild animals"

certainly part of the issue is the way ppl in Australia feed into it and try and make signs funnier and over exaggerate stuff in an often unhelpful way. but "this is a wild animal. if you harass a wild animal it might bite or scratch you" is basically universally applicable across the world with the vast majority of animals

"can you believe quokkas are so cute but they'll bite you if you anger them?" well you see they're wild animals who humans just so happen to think look cute. it's not on purpose and does not magically make it ok to harass and bother a wild animal. if you harass a wild animal it might bite or scratch you

attempting to join the transfem mecha corps and during the interview they keep asking about my kinks and shit to figure out if i should be a pilot or a handler and eventually i admit i'm just here to fuck the mechs and am not really interested in being a 24/7 domme or sub and the interviewer simply nods and says the engineering bay is that way

Slowly coming to the realisation that my dad just doesn't like me...

He barely greets me, doesn't ask about my day, won't follow up on anything when i talk about how school is going. At first i thought he'd just been tired a lot lately whenever he's home but my brothers get warm greetings and enthusiastic conversations so...yay i guess

Not surprising coming from someone that thinks the Australian labour party is essentially communist but still

I mean, you should probably make him feel bad for this. You know, because he's doing a bad thing.

Ah yes ill just make one of the people i depend on for housing feel bad mhm yea that can only end well

Okau, but like it usually actually should? Like when ppl feel bad about something they will change that. He do bad thing > feel bad about doing bad thing > not do bad thing anymore.

Fairly simple

Also, yeah, make him feel bad kinda implies some deceiving or, but what i mean is that you have to make him aware that he's doing a bad thing

Are, you, like, scared of your dad or something?

Im scared of being kicked out of his house like wtf????

Precisely. What the fuck? Why is that even, like, a possibility?

Sis(or should i say sys? sorry), but that ain't normal.

Like seriously i didn't expect you to have it that bad from the way you talked about it before.

Do you not think im aware of how fucked it is???? Im not sitting here enjoying this situation?? Why are you on my venting post telling me to do a thing and when i say no it'll make the situation worse you then go "look! Its a bad situation!!" Yea no shit