party rockers in the hou

Navy seal in action

Dude looked at her like

yes bitch #music

can china just do some spore civ stage shit to us and buy our country

circle of sleep <3

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

Winter has arrived on Poob.

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no way they just killed off enkidu... gilgamesh x enkidu heads is it worth continuing through the other tablets 😭

cant even be mad at my cat for trying to steal my yarn ball. its basically the most classic thing for a cat to steal

look there is only like 10 people working at tumblr rn they can't moderate us all even with that stupid auto mod I say we just start posting porn again

You ever seen those videos of little baby reptiles hatching from an egg, opening their eyes, and immediately getting on the move with the full confidence that they know what they're doing? Like "hello, I have been aware of this world around me for 25 seconds and I have just decided that the best place for me is on the other side of this desk, which is the only surface I've ever known."

When you get old enough, that's how very confident newly adult teenagers start to feel like. They're like "hmm yes I'm 19, I have been a legal adult for a whole year now and I know exactly what I want to do with my life." And then they wiggle away real fast to that direction.