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he/him | 22 | multifandom | quite possibly 87 bees in a trenchcoat | matching pfp with @highfiveheroes
introduction & fanfiction masterpost 📚

hey y'all! you can call me e, i'm 22, use he/him pronouns, and will generally post about whatever fandom i'm currently most fixated on. feel free to send asks, messages, or tag me in things <3

below the cut is a masterlist of my fics, sorted first by fandom and then by fic title, which will be updated regularly [last update: 3-28-25]

want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

that’s what characters ARE. not people, but potential. many things, as needed, no matter how mutually exclusive.

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

when you are trying to write fanfiction about a character you love but you have to think about the character in order to write the fanfiction (shocking. who knew you needed to think in order to write.) but in thinking about the character you get too excited because you love the character so much so you stop being able to think and actually you are now so excited that you have a very mild headache and this also makes it harder to think so you are very much not writing the fanfiction and are just staring incoherently at the character this is about kristen applebees.

ahhhh finally the weekend is beautiful and wide open ahead of me. surely this will be the weekend I finally get my whole life in order and do the twenty-seven things I've been putting off and fix my sleep schedule and make memories with friends and discover my purpose in this world. surely

its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

i just. oriented aroace riz gukgak.

no he does not feel sexual or romantic attraction. yes he is gay. no he does not feel romantic love. yes he has a partner and yes they share physical intimacy. no he does not feel any romantic feelings for his partner but yes they kiss and cuddle and hold hands. no it's not friendship but no, it's also not romantic. it's breathing. it's living. it's closeness and comfort and warmth and it's best friends and it's life partners and it's so much more.

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