something about death, and sustenance, and decay. Idk

something something taking on the mannerisms of your loved ones

joint mission

it would be so funny if this was how the identity reveal happens

how do you compete with an angel? become one yourself

A lot of y'all are uncut, but walk around with circumcised minds.

i love when a villain is like "ahhh what a ROTTEN day" but they mean that it's good and they're just saying it like that because they arbitrarily like when things are bad

people are witnessing the naked face of the great beast Leviathan lately and they're just not loving the horrific visage

Waking up from a dream you were really engrossed in like "fuuuck I forgot to return my polearms to the priory"

Certified dungeon meshi moment

What the clit sees

I like the phrase “hell if I know” because it implies that if I in fact do know it will bring about hell on earth

Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

Sick of this shit it’s time to be a rotted cunt

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

To quote Chris Fleming

"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming

They’re telling me to do work at my job. Can the west fall a little bit faster please