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why do we take towels for granted. have you ever needed to dry off and could only use your clothes or a blanket or something. little fibers all over you, just terrible. towels dont do this. not nearly as much at least. thank you towels

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

This panic happens like every few months.

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I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

i need to learn every language in the world so i can know if the subtitles are right or wrong

shaking women by their shoulders with all my strength, screaming YOU DONT NEED TO GET PERMISSION TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE!!!!

you can choose to break up with someone for any reason. and it’s your choice. you’re allowed. you don’t need to ask for permission. you don’t even need to do it in person. you won’t get in trouble. in fact, most of the time you’ll be in trouble for fucking staying.

they don’t even have to suck! you can just be tired! or bored! or want to be single! you don’t have to stay with a person you don’t want to be with because they “are such a good person and haven’t done anything wrong”!

WHY DO I KEEP TALKING TO WOMEN WHO ARE STUCK IN RELATIONSHIPS THEY DONT WANT TO BE IN

Pro tip!!! Don’t let anyone know your time zone because they will catch on to your terrible sleep schedule and tell you to sleep!!!

some of you think ‘nuanced’ only means ‘morally grey’ and I’m here to tell you that actually straight up good characters can still be nuanced and unapologetically evil characters can still be nuanced. the character doesn’t have to be an anti hero or morally dubious to have depth. they don’t even have to feel sorry about their crimes to have depth.

call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

people do not like this one . And for that i would like to say youre welcome

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

the love of your life is on this website KEEP SCROLLING

i love the phalloplasty subreddit because the comments are all just trans guys being like "bro!!!! nice cock!"

im not exaggerating at all btw

I was not awake enough to read this and thought at first it said philosophy subreddit and was fully prepared to believe this.

bros seeing a nice cock in the philosophy subreddit: behold, a man!