Her Divine Bullshit

I genuinely love reading objectum smut despite not being objectum myself because it's like "He tugged on her burning hot wires as she let out a garbled, staticy error message of pure bliss" like hell yeah let the machine experience sexual pleasure

Computer robot girl who flashes fake warnings and errors just to get your attention. You look over just to see the corner of an error message pop up, but when you actually go and look, everything is fine. She's whirring and spinning like she should and there hasn't even been a device issue.

But it keeps happening. You brush it off at first, thinking it's just.. something that'll go away. You give her a restart. And it keeps happening. You fish through all her external cables, checking each inch of them to make sure they're perfect. Nothing seems wrong.

But she keeps throwing up warning signs. You cannot figure out what is wrong. But you do notice she does throw them less when you're checking her cords. You assume, of course, one of her ports might be damaged.

And then when you pry her open, finally, she gets quiet with those errors and notifications. You think it was just.. something making contact, or something. It seems fine.

She gets worse, though. She's spitting out error upon error upon error every time you try and use her. She will not let you get anything done.

Until you get into her again. Fish around in her insides and then you realize. She's totally played you. She got you hook, line, and sinker. She's putting out genuine error messages now. She's into you rooting around in her insides. That's all she wanted; your devout, sole attention.

that static electricity feeling is love (and so is the ringing in your ears)

hehehehe i love it when they talk to o me like this >/////<

I need to get tangled up in its wires and lay there forever and ever

Oh the urge to be a cute robot girl & be powered off & forgotten about for 100 years before a cute robotics nerd finds my damaged body & powers me back on. And then we slowly build a relationship as she repairs me, & we kiss after she gets me working even better than I ever did.

some images i found of computers being in love!! i didnt wanna add too much edgar, but this is ( unfortunately ) a rare genre of image.

@dizzywing-dispatch

Scream this is iconic….

It is just unbelievable to me that anyone with these beliefs these tats & his history can be appointed to ANY office including sheriff cop or mailman

And why is there no pushback from the military?

Girllllllllllll

You know why

Modern day crusaders

‘why is there no pushback from the military’

well you see, much like hannah montana and miley cyrus, military officials and white supremacists have never been seen in the same room together.

Fuckin hell is that a Deus Vult tattoo?

by dashaa0405

Sheathed Woodtuft Kuehneromyces mutabilis

There's a cop just walking around the store, are they allowed to do that? I think they shouldn't be allowed indoors with people who could get hurt. It's fine if they want to be cops in private, but children shouldn't be exposed to their lifestyle choices.