this shit got so much worse once i stopped doing it
remember when the porn ban was happening and everyone was moving to different sites and someone made a forum called tumblr 2 and tumblr sent a cease and desist signed by david karp with the shittiest elementary school cursive signature youve ever seen bc i think abt that a lot
literally nothing beats this
Sorry to ruin everyone's day but the cease and desist was not real I got my friend AJ to do it for me. David Karp wasn't even ceo of tumblr at that point and hadn't been for like years. Do not believe anything you see on the internet
Good To Drive I Am, the series
now thatโs what the hell im talking about
What if Yoda's species reproduced by like, laying a bunch of eggs in a corpse
Mmmmmm bring your cadaver to a dark and moist environment I will
This was actually confirmed in The New Essential Guide to Sucking and Fucking
hey can you all post things that dont scare me really badly
Mmmmm lethally acidic, my ovulatory discharge is
yoda
yoda
Fishes And Wishes Are My Life; But Bitches And Dishes Are My Strife