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die white girls

@a-yoda-a-day / a-yoda-a-day.tumblr.com

remember when the porn ban was happening and everyone was moving to different sites and someone made a forum called tumblr 2 and tumblr sent a cease and desist signed by david karp with the shittiest elementary school cursive signature youve ever seen bc i think abt that a lot

literally nothing beats this

Sorry to ruin everyone's day but the cease and desist was not real I got my friend AJ to do it for me. David Karp wasn't even ceo of tumblr at that point and hadn't been for like years. Do not believe anything you see on the internet

Anonymous asked:

whats yoda up to nowadays

idk. lost hjim a while back

What if Yoda's species reproduced by like, laying a bunch of eggs in a corpse

Mmmmmm bring your cadaver to a dark and moist environment I will

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radiofreederry

This was actually confirmed in The New Essential Guide to Sucking and Fucking

hey can you all post things that dont scare me really badly

Mmmmm lethally acidic, my ovulatory discharge is

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