things I'd post if I had a Tumblr

i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke

You have to remember, too, that photographs don't fax very well.

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

I just think it's good to make peace with our past, admit our faults.

Being judged is standing in stiletto heels on a hot stage with only inches of spandex between you and your birthday suit.

n o r t h e r n e x p o s u r e created by joshua brand, john falsey Shofar, So Good [s6ep3]

'Oy, Joel...' - totem pole

So why don't you go ahead and go to bed, Fleischman, and I'll let myself out.

Today I shall weave in those ends

I'm not allowed. It could be misconstrued. But thank you. I've got a sandwich in the van.

I can't reveal sources. My people rely on my discretion.

please know that even though I have such a calm demeanor, I am always just one second away from freakin it

I have something of historical significance, which I think will interest you.

No backflow devices on the potable water system. It was a hazardous situation.