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Writing and Stuff with Aardvark123

@aardvark-123 / aardvark-123.tumblr.com

I'm a writer, artist, occasional voice actor, mod developer and let's-play video maker, with a fondness for Touhou and The Elder Scrolls. I've done some editing and additional writing for Beyond Skyrim: Cyrodiil. My pronouns are he/him. Aside from tumblr, you can find me on Deviant Art, fanfiction.net, You Tub, Archive of our Own, and my own website: https://aardvark1998.deviantart.com https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3346982 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH5vE7cJkFL6ZoDExcuwzMg/videos http://archiveofourown.org/users/Aardvark123 https://a-dream-of-scarlet-plus-fours.neocities.org/

~Index Post~

Here, have an index. This should account for most of my blog's attractions.

~Tag List~

Art tag: my art Writing tag: my writing Silly things tag: larks News about what I'm doing tag: project news Pictures and footage from games tag: fun with pixels

Other people's lovely pictures: nice art Other people's lovely literature: nice writing

I might reblog the occasional tasteful pin-up. These, providing I remember to, are tagged with "mature imagery".

~Specific Series and Whatnot~

The Legend of Hoshiro: The whimsical story of Hoshiro Nijinazuma, a dragon with boundless enthusiasm, incredible powers and a limited supply of common sense trying to be a heroine in Gensokyo. Hoshiro Adventures Monster Girls in Sensible Clothes: A series of artworks depicting, for the most part, Minecraft creatures as humanoid women, a much-loved subject matter for countless works of art. These ones wear sensible clothing. Monster Girls in Sensible Clothes

~Links~

Most of my writing can be found on Archive of our Own over here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Aardvark123/works

And my artworks are available on Deviant Art: https://www.deviantart.com/aardvark1998

You can also find pretty much everything on my website: https://a-dream-of-scarlet-plus-fours.neocities.org/

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To write the most authentic work of Shantae fan fiction, I must read all about Iraqi coffee houses and the beverages served therein.

I haven't caught the writing bug this heavily since I found Touhou. Send help.

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The way necromancy works is this: Everything in your body — meat, bones, skin, blood — has something like a memory. They remember, in their own way, what it’s like to be alive. Skin remembers the sun. Bones remember what shape they’re suppose to be in. Muscle memory is more than just an idiom.

The way that necromancy works is that the caster puts a little bit of their willpower into a corpse to order the corpse to remember how it functioned in life and obey. This is easiest to do with bones, which have little memory and are easy to trick, and becomes increasingly difficult the more of the original body remains.

To reanimate a full body to your command, you have to have a lot of willpower.

The necromancer checked the map. She checked the map again. She squinted up at the stars, lips moving silently. Then, taking the lantern off its hook, she peered over the side of the little sailboat.

There wasn't much to see. The sea was dark and still as glass, except where the lanternlight turned a patch of seawater a yellowish-green. A tiny fish flitted into the gleam, attracted to the light, and then vanished into the murk again.

The necromancer chewed the inside of her cheek. She sat down again, the boat bobbing gently with the movement, and checked the map one more time. Then she opened the little wooden case on the floor of the boat, which unfolded into a neat arrangement of drawers.

There were. Things. In the drawers. Some wriggled. Others twitched little beetly legs into the night air. A few of them made noises, which ran together into a squeaky, wheezy squeal of horror.

The necromancer twiddled her fingers over the display as she considered her options. Then she grabbed a few of the twitching, wriggling things, held them in her palm and squeezed her hand into a fist as tightly as she could with a squelching noise.

She opened her hand to inspect her work. She breathed the spell into it, and then, holding her hand over the edge of the boat, dropped the spell into the sea.

And that seemed to be it. She sat back in the boat and closed the little wooden case. After a moment she started looking over the map again.

There were a lot of handwritten notes on the map. Each one was connected to a mark and some coordinates; some of them said, "Storm 1457," or "Struck a rock 1483." Others said "Total failure," or “Completely dissolved.”

The note the necromancer seemed most interested in was the one that read, “Battle of Salzstein, 1501.”

The necromancer checked the map. She checked the map again. She squinted up at the stars, lips moving silently, and then she was suddenly thrown down to the floor of the boat as though a giant, invisible hand had crushed her.

Her mouth opened in a noiseless scream.

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Nintendo is at this point a Prestige Gaming Brand, or at least they like to think they are. There's a reason your grandpa thinks every game is a Nintendo, they've been around fucking forever and have Disney level brand recognition. The Nintendo seal of quality might as well be an Adidas logo. These are not children's games everybody gets to play anymore, these are luxury items that show you have money.

Just don't fucking buy the Switch 2. Give it a year or two, it only has like 3 exclusives anyway. Go play an indie game or emulate something old, it's literally so easy. Don't get caught up in wanting the shiny new thing.

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Anonymous asked:

You know how in New Vegas you have the option to join minor factions like the Brotherhood or the Followers but in-game it never comes up in dialogue options? I want to see your ideas of what the developers could have come up with if they had more time. (Things like Legion and NCR's reactions would be really interesting.)

These are an amalgamation of canon conversations and some original reactions from yours truly. I'm not including the Enclave remnants in these because the reactions mostly boil down to "Oh no! Anyway," or "Burn the witch!"

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Do you think Col. Cassandra Moore effectively utilized Girl Power when she funneled an extrajudicial paramilitary mailman towards several nominally-hostile-but-perfectly-diplomatically-tractable factions in the Mojave Wasteland

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Leliana: I certainly am glad Sleepy 'as found 'er faith. Taking on an entire Blight without knowing ze love and boundless light of ze Maker is more than one woman could bear, baguettes, s'il vous plait!

Sleepy, praying, with tears in her eyes: Please, just let us get to Redcliffe without any more random encounters! Please, please, oh please... I've been killed so many times I don't feel it any more...

Sleepy, getting ready for attempt 17 1/2 at storming Castle Redcliffe: Yea, though I walk into the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, stupid Lieutenant-tier Revenant who is positioned right next to the bloody courtyard, waiting to gank us as usual, because we can't have ANYTHING--

Alistair: You, um, do know that one of us can open the portcullis to let Ser Perth and his knights in, don't you?

Sleepy:

Alistair:

Sleepy: 'Scuse me a moment, I need to go and bite that windmill clean in half.

Morrigan: The city guard here would just LOVE to have us taking care of their dirty work. For instance, three gangs of ruffians in the back alleys...

Sleepy: Fine, I'll stick that on our to-do list. Shouldn't take more than five minutes.

Morrigan: Of course you will. Now, there is also talk of a blood mage, perhaps two--

Sleepy: All right, you three have fun getting blown up! I'm moving back in with Dad! Goodbye forever!

Hello my friends, I am Aida from Gaza, a mother of two daughters. I gave birth to my daughter, Ghala, after 12 years of marriage. My child, Ghala, has ITP, which is a very serious disease. Her spleen was removed, but she did not survive the disease. She needs a blood cell transplant for her spinal cord, and she started vomiting blood. Please help us, even if just a little. Or publish, help me treat my child, please,

I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

See also: When a usurper or a dark lord makes the usual "Any who stand against me shall be cut down without mercy!" speech, but staring them down in grim silence, we all draw our blades.

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i really think this tweet is onto something

#exact same opinion but in my experience plenty of the children are over the age of 24 as well

Oh my god I have never had a way to put this until now but yeah, this post is 100% correct. Not only that, but this whole "believe in something because I'm supposed to" and drawing of arbitrary lines isn't just a left problem, it's the entire fucking bases for a large portion of the right.

Very few people want to critically examine their beliefs. At the end of the day, so many people lack a spine because they just want to be perceived as "good", rather than actually be "good"

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