𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘒𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘵 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘋𝘢𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳
Characters included; kitana, mileena, johnny cage, kenshi, sindel
[reader]: you know Kitana, you would match the rest of my bunnies~
Kitana: as if I would join you and that pathetic concubine idea
[reader]: just give it a shot princess
Kitana: god, you’re somewhat better than cage.
[reader]: *eyes widen* does that mean I have a chance?
Kitana: not a chance grandma
[reader]: you know if you join me then maybe I can help train you to be the best empress than that freaky sister
Kitana: *clearly pissed* insult her one more time and I swear I’ll send your body back to your minions
[reader]: *stares lovingly* I love my girls to be feisty~
[reader]: despite that mouth we could be such a wonderful couple
mileena: ugh, you’re not my type
[reader]: *obviously annoyed* I’m everyone’s type!
mileena: must I remind you I have a girlfriend?!
[reader]: but she’s not as good as me!
mileena: at least Tanya doesn’t have your huge of an ego
[reader]: why not let me be a guard? my dear bunnies would work wonders for you~
mileena: *scoffs* I’m not falling for that!
[reader]: cmon! I can out do that loser!
johnny: I’m sorry, you’re over fifty!
[reader]: *chuckles* of course, avoiding cheap champagne makes you look younger
johnny: then let me take you on a date with good champagne~
[reader]: you know I often have female bunnies but you’d be a perfect male bunny~
johnny: *raises an eyebrow* what’s the uniform looking like?
[reader]: short, tight and something meant for my eyes only..
[reader]: we could be the best couple in of all Hollywood~
johnny: definitely doll face~
[reader]: *smirks* I love stroking your ego, Cage
[reader]: *clearly exhausted* Jesus, even for a blind man I bet you know a good looking woman~
kenshi: don’t need eyes to tell your obsessed with yourself
[reader]: *offended* excuse me you blind bastard!
kenshi: you stole sento and sent it to Johnny, so you planned my family’s name to be hated!
[reader]: *chuckles while winking* well I’m obviously not a good guy, what were you expecting? You should thank me, now you have a great friend.
kenshi: you’re so similar to the yakuza, a blood thirsty freak of nature.
[reader]: you know kenshi, I could make Takeda be blind to match his cousin~
kenshi: don’t you dare you sociopath!
[reader]: *flirts* I thought I was aging like fine wine
sindel: no flirting will save you from insulting my daughters!
[reader]: *sarcastic* oh, my dear sindel! I’m so sorry for insult those girls
[reader]: you know what if I give you a discount? two of your daughter killed for free?
sindel: as if I would even let me be alone with you!
[reader]: *laughs* that’s what ever mother says
sindel: *rolls eyes* you and Shao khan would be perfect with those egos
[reader]: *blows kiss* I prefer you instead of that giant~
sindel: and I prefer jerrod but we don’t always get what we want
A/n: this is ass but y’all I used to write on my old account that’s gone and I’m trying to get used to doing this again 😭