DNDADSWEEK
DAY 1: Season 1
@abumbleofbees / abumbleofbees.tumblr.com
Did the narrative just smack my ass?
i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love
wait whats a balls
someb kind of thing i think. whatever. i dont even need to know anymore
road trippppp!!!
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave
plato: the shadows are like a surface level understanding and coming out of the cave and seeing the actual objects is what being a philosopher is like
me: this is stupid and pretentious
cis person: girl is when pink and flower and boy is when blue and guns
me: oh no theyre still in the cave
FUCK.
Adding "oh no they're still in the cave" to my vocabulary.