Accessible Legend of Zelda

A 2017 classic updated for the new game.

Video ID: Montage of Link receiving damage due to player error in various ways and other such mishaps, set to the tune of "It's the Hard Knock Life" from Annie (2014).

Link dives toward a body of water only to hit the water's edge headfirst.

He falls through the gap with the bridge he tried to make, but did not reach the other side completely.

A large boulder falls on him as he's operating a vehicle.

Link's structure to support Addison's sign rockets into the sky.

A cooking pot explodes in Link's face.

As Link readies a bomb arrow toward penetrable rock, a shock fruit falls from above to take the hit and catch Link in the explosion.

Link strikes fire emitters on a construct, and the fire turns back with the wind direction to light the wooden structure and Link with it.

A broken stone suspension bridge slaps Link while he paraglides over a stretch of lava.

Link steps directly into lava instead of the igneous stone slab as intended.

Link activates a hot air balloon build meant to ferry a puzzle ball upward. But the strike destroys the wooden platform of the build, and the balloons complete with fire emitters immediately rise.

A stray platform strikes Link as he paraglides to the end of a shrine.

A metal block hits Link instead of the puzzle button he's standing on.

Link leaps off a sky island only to hit a smaller one originally out of view.

Link strikes a fan to get a wooden vehicle moving, and accidentally destroys the integral lumber plank.

A Zonai device expires and vanishes, moving a cannon down in place that fires directly at Link.

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I know I’m late to the party, I’m on my fourth play through of this game and ever since the ToK trailers the Zelda ants have been eating at my brain.

[ID: fanart of BOTW Link in his standard blue outfit, standing on a hill and looking up at the sky on a sunny day, holding a hand up to shade his eyes with. Visible in the distance behind him are cliffs, a Sheikah tower, and white clouds. End ID]

Plaintext: Happy 6th Birthday Botw! End plaintext.

This man is my fucking hero

[Image Description: A shot from Breath of the Wild, showing a brown Hylian man with a black shoulder length haircut with bangs wearing a purple tunic up on a horse talking to Link on a bridge. The dialogue box reads, “Yee-haw! My name is Spinch! This is my horse, Spinch! That’s right - same name! Is it confusing? I don’t care!” End ID]

[ID: fanart of Link in Breath of the Wild, shown from behind as he stands and stares down the dark shadow of the castle. Red magic swirls around him, and beams of light shoot out from the castle in the distance. End ID]

Tears of the Kingdom.

[Image Description: Art of Link from Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom standing in profile, looking right, staring out with glowing blue eyes, face in grim determination, his long blond hair blown to the side of his face, glyphs on his uncovered right arm glowing blue, up to the master sword in hand, which is severely beaten, with even holes going straight through the blade, with a current of red malice swirling all around him in liquid form. End ID]

Relaxing with friends ♨

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[ID: Link and Sidon from BOTW relaxing in a hot pot in the Hebra region. Link is sitting on a pier in his boxers and is using sign language while Sidon is in the water, watching him. In the foreground, we see Link's Snowquill outfit draped over rocks, while in the background we see snow covered pine trees. The water is a vibrant blue with a green-ish shoreline visible just underneath, and it is snowing. End ID.]

Is this anything

[Image Description: The “this Barbie is” meme showing Princess Zelda from Skyward Sword with a concerned look on her face, captioned, “This Barbie is plagued by visions from God!” End ID]

frog research

[ID: fanart of BOTW Link and Zelda, sitting in the woods studying frogs. Link watches Zelda with a fond expression on his face, as Zelda focuses on a Sheikah Slate in her hands. Sunlight filters through the trees onto them, and a green frog hops between their legs. End ID]

See you soon!

[Gif Description: An art gif of Link from Tears of the Kingdom with his long hair, green shoulder tunic, and ruin covered right arm, popping straight through the rock of a broken ledge of rock up in the sky and waving at you with a smile. End GF]

I need to reach my friend!

[Image description: a screenshot of the post with a PNG of the Rocket item from The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom on either side. End ID.]

Smile!! 

[ID: fanart of Link and Sidon, taking a selfie together. Sidon, behind Link, leans forward and smiles, giving a peace sign. Link holds up the Sheikah Slate in both hands and smiles. End ID]

wanderer above the sea of fog

[Image description: link is seen from behind standing on a pile of rocks. he looks toward hyrule castle, looming behind the clouds. his hair and clothes sway in the wind. End ID]

im the fucking tony hawk of hyrule YOU’RE LITERALLY IN A SEARCH PARTY LOOKING FOR ME

[Image Description: Screenshot from Tears to the Kingdom, where Link is talking with a guard named Yutas posted along a cobblestone path in Hyrule. Guard says, “Huh ... You’re the spitting image of Link.” End ID]

This is not what god intended.

ID: a screenshot of gameplay from Tears of the Kingdom. Link is using the Ultrahand ability to attach a large pile of empty chests to one another in the middle of a cave. He is floating yet another empty chest onto the pile with Ultrahand, but a notification on the screen reads, “You can’t attach any more.” End ID.

O brave youth ...

[Image Description: An illustration of Wolf Link falling from a dark orange sky with teeth bared. He is looking to the left, and Midna, on his back, is holding on tight as she looks directly to the viewer, with a wide eyed deadset expression. Behind them dark clouds of twilight on either side, with a streak of the orange sky just coming through, bathing them in a general warm light. End ID]

missing babe so much right now

you’ve saved me so much weapon durability in botw and i want to u to know u were appreciated

u cut my trees

u kaboom’d my bokos

i love u

ID: an image of the square remote bomb from Breath of the Wild, viewed through the in-game camera. End ID.