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Kingfisher and Great Egret lined up just right
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fucking pratchett-ass answers
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Update from the man himself
holdtightclothing
The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.
Also this.
Which led him to this.
Bless this man.
I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.
He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw
By the way, the topic he was presenting was
‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’
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AOC: I want to live in an America that guarantees healthcare to every person. I want to live in an America that has a living wage for every person I want to live in an America where you have free speech to express yourself and not be afraid of being put on a list or deported.
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my mom is playin fuckn animal crossing in real life
she got this painting for $75 in an old case at an antique market shes been going to for years, and she thought it looks really beautiful, so she sent an email to a local art center to have it appraised
and now she has an art conservator in her emails making a plan to have her come bring it in to be appraised as a genuine Hokusai wood block print from over a hundred of years ago
thats so fucked up to me. my mom went fuckin shopping at Crazy Redd's
no joke, she got it at an antique market. but she didnt even buy the painting. she bought a bag that the painting was in, cuz she's an artist.
when she got home, the bag fell over, and the painting fell out. into the lap of an unsuspecting small town idaho girl (my ma) (that's how she described it).
movie shit.
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being an extremely light sleeper who doesn't go to bed until 3-4 am so no matter where i live my roommates & friends say stuff like, "wake us up if the tornado sirens go off, "wake us up if the tsunami sirens go off," "wake us up if that bear comes back by camp,"
when people say these things i can't help but feel i'm satisfying my evolutionary purpose as night guard. it's just easier now than it would've been for me 10,000 years ago bc i have a flashlight and a weather app.
I'm a fisher price Rescue Heroes action figure
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O MOTHER!
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Can I just say this weird social media push of "girl cat boy cat" pisses me off there was this girl i overheard who was petting a cat who was showing her a lot of love and talking about adopting her but when she found out she was a girl cat she was like "I don't like girl cats" like what the fuck are we doing misogyny against cats now
^^ Also this “orange cat behaviour” crap. Orange cats aren’t unusually dumb or goofy, the orange ones are just easier to notice being dumb ‘cause they’re fucking fluorescent
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a meeting of creatures…
some context from Twitter preceding this historical and entirely uneventful moment
It’s practically every day I think of them. Credit to @shingworks on Twitter
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not to be all i told you so about ancestry tests but 23 and me went bankrupt and can now legally sell human genetic information to the highest bidder, as per their privacy policy which was signed by approx. 15 million test takers
im still mind blown that people really readily submitted their dna so they could be classed by ethnicity on paper permanently. like yeah theres no way this could go badly huh
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MY BOY MY BOY MY BABY GUYS I FUCKED UP
SO I woke up at like 2am cause the batteries in my fire alarm died, right? So it was beeping LITERALLY EVERY 30 SECONDS but I don’t have a backup battery so I ignored it
And Ollie was on my legs, right? He was sleeping on my legs but I felt him wake up, flinch through the first two beeps, then get up and leave
And I figured, well, it’s pretty shrill, he probably went to sleep downstairs to get away from it
and I FALL BACK ASLEEP
Now at 7:30, his automatic feeder goes off to give him breakfast. I work a night shift tonight, so I sleep through that
THEN I WAKE UP AT LIKE NOON, and scroll through my phone for a bit, and THEN get my ass up
AND I CAN’T FIND MY BOY
HE ISN’T ANSWERING OR COMING WHEN I CALL
And I think “well the beeper is still going, maybe he doesn’t wanna come near it” so I go downstairs
Where his 7:30 breakfast is still in his bowl
Ollie NEVER MISSES BREAKFAST
So now I’m panicking, searching the house, calling him- the doors and windows are all shut and locked, and my landlord is the only other person with a key, so I think, FUCK, did my landlord find out about him? DID MY LANDLORD STEAL MY BABY?
And I swear to god I’m negative five seconds from going full John wick and hunting that bitch down when I think to check under the bed
Where he is HUDDLED INTO A TINY BALL BEHIND A FALLEN PILLOW
and WILL NOT COME OUT
and I’m trying to coax him out and he isn’t moving and then the beeper goes off and he flinches and I realize
oh shit
OH FUCK
HE DIDN’T GO DOWNSTAIRS
HE’S BEEN WIDE AWAKE HIDING FROM MY FIRE ALARM FOR TEN FUCKING HOURS
THAT’S ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED BEEPS
So I need a new fire alarm now but baby boy is okay, he let me scoop him up and hold him for a few minutes and then when he was feeling better I carried him downstairs so he could have breakfast and he got extra treats for being so brave
but oh my Christ in heaven he was shaking, my poor baby, and I was LAYING IN BED LIKE AN OBLIVIOUS IDIOT
I ABANDONED MY BOY
He was SO SCARED and I was IN BED
MY FUCKING BABY
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