hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

last year's april fools we had tumblr boops. this year's april fools is apparently the worst change / tumblr update no one asked for

Do you guys call it aldi or aldis

aldis nuts

go fuck yourself motherfucker

Repo men took everything from me. I worked at my job for over 4 years and when I went to request PTO for my yearly vacation the system said I have zero recorded work hours at all, and that I'm not even clocked in. Boss said "just go for it then" and slammed the door behind me and when I turned around I couldn't see him through the window even though he was right there to usher me out. No car. Tried getting my wife and kids in an Uber but they all kept pulling up at half a mile per hour sparking and squealing loudly on 4 bare rims and the combined weight of my family cemented the car in place and then we really couldn't go anywhere. Drivers never charged me. I paid in other ways. Had to go and walk ourselves on down to Six Flags Fiesta Texas barefoot, wearing burlap sacks in the summer heat, and when we arrived the entire theme park was nothing but a barren flat of concrete with a bunch of rebar sticking out, loose bolts everywhere, and starkly pale areas of cement where its obvious roller coasters and buildings used to be that blocked it from the accumulated grime of foot traffic and soot and smoke from the nearby highway, which by the way, was completely populated by tow trucks.

it's 50lbs rodent monday

tossing the next person who says the words "mech handler" into the one year war on foot

you're on earth gravity so it's a lot heavier than you expected and you shoot the ground beneath you and die immediately

aschhh i wanted to try posting tha full comic but it got flagged so sigh</3 ah well. can still b read in full for free on itch-> https://splatbones.itch.io/dollhouse-arsonist

Dudes rock

feeling sick from laughing at this pre workout brand I saw on google images