My crane wives tickets got sold
Never kill yourself.
Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift
- Money
- Fourteen billion dollars
- Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth
- Suitcase full of money
- Cool looking rock
- Scratching post for me to sink my claws into
- An albino elephant
- The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall
- Uncooked rice
- A cup full of blood
- 100k in cash
I mean literally though
This is the list
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
Me anytime an app changes its layout
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
So because I have no money I switched from Spotify back to SoundCloud, which is not a good option but eh whatever it works. The problem is my SoundCloud account is OLD. I think I made it back when I was either 11 or 12, and unlike my Spotify where I do often like or unlike songs based on you know basic music changes in life, I don’t in my SoundCloud. If I liked a song, it’s there forever unless I very personally search through and unlike it, and it will be the only unlike I don’t clean up while doing it. So I was expecting to find you know, old music tastes and whatever, it’s honestly fine I can listen to it and still not unlike it. The worst I will do is just skip it.
Anyway I felt like I got shot in the head when I was driving and a Homestuck parody song came on
New Minecraft updated reveal ghasts are more like aquatic animals except SIKE they’re not aquatic they can fly so even though the depend on water they are in the air which means they don’t depend on water that’s on the ground they depend on the water that’s in the air which means that they depend on clouds which means they originally come from the clouds or somewhere high up that’s right baby ghasts are originally from
Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day
Happy 2069th anniversary of Caesars death
Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.
Get your boops everyone!!!
I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.
we've done it again folks