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Probably because I'm from planet Awesome.

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Buy me a mask! I collect them. I have Opinions and I'm Salty AF. #BLACKLIVESMATTER #METOO #TRANSRIGHTSAREHUMANRIGHTS AKA buhfly. Cis, she/her, over 18, aegosexual, fat, mouthy, liberal. MCU fangirl. We got some sad up in here. I am an equal opportunity shipper. This is the love of my life. // Lazy Girl Food. // Ask me a question.

What the world looks like outside. Meanwhile, my dumb 🍑 goes on a food run in her slipper booties. Oops. I kinda...forgot. 🤦‍♀️ #snow

Killed most of the chocolate Bailey's by myself. That may not sound like a big feat but I'm diabetic so the poor life choices are impressive, if nothing else. Happy New Year's, everybody! 🥳🎉🎇 #newyearseve

It’s called a bed of lettuce for a reason

This makes me feel so tenderly. The comfort of a bowl, the sweetness of something like green grass. So often our pets do "bad" things that we only think of as "bad" because we forget the animal itself is the whole context, not us, and our human world.

I hope she dreamed so beautifully.

She needs croutons placed delicately on top of her.

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

🎶 This is the very model of a modern major parody.

It's quite well done as well. Huzzah! A veritable rarity.

OP has skills that linger on and well into posterity.

I wish them all the best of luck and all the great prosperity.

With continuous success in making modern major parody! 🎶

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