thinking about when mr beast did that gift card scavenger hunt on the dsmp and tubbo won, and then he proceeded to leave the gift cards there for MONTHS
like he left the unused books there with the codes and it makes me fucking cackle still
bruce: you need to stop posting on the offical batman account, I know it’s you, knock it off
tim: i don’t even know what twitter is
bruce: *inhaling deep, fingers on the bridge of his nose, his head has been hurting for 4 days straight* you know what? i don’t even care anymore. you could explode the batmobile inside of city hall and i wouldn’t care
tim: *brightens up* wait really?
bruce: for the love of GOD please don’t it’s just a metaphor
bruce: …just stop retweeting superbats fanart, even if lois thinks it’s funny
coming to the realization i can post whatever i want on this account and it actually doesn’t matter
IVE GOT A BNHA HUNGER GAMES AU!!! First chapter is officially up!!
it might be OOC and i apologize for that, im trying my best but really just enjoying the process of writing for the first time in years so HEAR ME OUT
PLS UHMH PLS LEAVE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM!! I WANT TO IMPROVE MY WRITING!! OR JUST ENJOY IT!!
need david corenswet’s superman and robert pattinson’s batman together
haven’t even seen the Superman movie and ik it’s a want. already the differences between the physical dynamics of the movies
superman 2025 looks so bright and full of hope (LIKE SUPERMAN SHOULD) and the difference between the batman 2022 is so stark, I NEED THEM TO INTERACT AND IK THEY NEVER WILL WICH MAKES THE URGE STRONGER
damian: well I’m the blood son
tim: bruce chose us, you were thrust onto him by no choice
jason: to be fair he didn’t pick tim either
dick: he picked me under weird circumstances, I honestly think Jay is the only one he actually chose, like one of those strays at the shelter
jason: I’m going to fucking kick your ass
barbra: is it true that you planted geo-tracking devices on everyone in the group so that you would know where they are at all times?
bruce: yes
bruce: …okay you guys are changing your faces, are you mad at me or hungry?
dick: your tracking us! we are MAD at you bruce!
bruce: why
tim: because we already live in a totalitarian surveillance state, do you NOT read my status updates??!
bruce: but I’m not the government I’m your dad
tim: that’s what governments say nimrod
bruce: it’s cool! when one of you gets kidnapped you’ll be glad you don’t have to count the bumps on the highway from the trunk of the car
tim: are those blinking dots us!?- what’s this one all the way to the side?
bruce: that’s where jason is buried
dick: is that why you were spending so much time by the coffin?
bruce: i was trying to get it back, they’re expensive and he’s not moving anymore-
barbra: bruce, where did you plant these things
bruce: if it makes you feel any better, you’ll never find them
dick: i know you know it’s wrong to do that without telling us, shame on you!
bruce: okay I’m ashamed… LIE