no but actually my favorite tsukki idea is the cheerleader he HATES that he slowly falls for

walking to the train stop after a long practice for both of you, an extra chill in the air from your cooling sweat. you say something that makes him laugh-- and you tumble into giggles too. it's the first good moment you're shared together, albeit a small one.

"when's your train?" you ask him.

He shifts his glasses up his nose. "I don't take the train. I live on campus."

That's back the way you came. You spin on your heels with a gasp and a shit eating grin.

"So, why did you walk all the way over here?" you coo. "To spend time with your favorite girl?"

He sneers ans pushes away from you.

"No, you dolt," Tsukki sneers. "It's dangerous to walk alone at night."

Huh. That's... nice, actually. Genuinely thoughtful.

"Besides, I wanted to watch you freeze your ass off."

You take it back.

selfcare is over ladies were allowed to be attracted to tsukishima kei again

saying “i know baby” while she’s having an orgasm

itadori “never just the tip” yuuji my sweet beloved <3

i think the year ushijima wakatoshi wins “sexiest man alive” is also the year oikawa tooru is publicly seen and photographed throwing a tantrum at a magazine stall in argentina

talk to me in french, talk to me in spanish 🍒

yeaaaaaaaah i’m thinking about how serious he gets when he sees someone hitting on you at the bar. his smile and laugh are gone and he’s glaring at the man who’s getting a little too close to you. stands from the barstool when he notices that you’re getting uncomfortable and goes to you and wraps an arm around your waist and and and

@aiiwa simon simon simonsimonsimon

MOB!Simon:

Choso who can’t keep up with how many times he’s made you cum because you’re just so pretty and deserve everything in the world and—oh. you’ve passed out now, it seems. but, it looks like the only way to wake you up would be with another orgasm, this time from just his tongue on your clit. :)