got pulled into HR today because i "can't tell people of my hydra powers" and "hydra powers aren't a thing."
i'm of two minds about it, honestly.
i'm of three minds about it, honestly.
real
this gets funnier the older you reblog it
memories (?)
Sorry for getting physically ill over insane and pathetic queer men it will be happening so many more times
Wishing financial freedom, good sex, laughter and perfectly seasoned food for everyone reading this
i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation
Drawing Adam reading because it means I’m basically reading, which means I’m studying ☝🏻
The average Tumblr user
girls dorm bathroom before the banquet !
Going into this bio exam knowing brown eyes are dominant, blue eyes are submissive, and that punettes are square. Wish me luck!
RECESSIVE RECESSIVE GENES
Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.
I am SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SITE
nora is a supjorter