Ghost

Person A: "Great news!"

Person B: "I swear to god, if I turn around and find that your bones are protruding out of your body."

Person A: "Great news and not-so-great news!"

Person A: "Don't you think it's romantic? Dying for one another?"

Person B: "I'd rather kill you myself, thanks."

Person A: "Why did you stab me? 🥺"

Person B: "Why are you still alive?"

Person A: "I need you to be honest with me--"

Person B: "Hhhhhhhhhhhh."

Person A: "??? The fuck was that."

Person B: "Sounds of despair, don't worry about it."

Person A: "Would you let me lick the tears off your face?"

Person B: "Only if you savour the salt."

Person A: "I think I like you."

Person B: "Why do you sound distressed."

Person A: "Because this is distressing."

tfw you realize you've fallen in love with literally The Worst Person To Fall In Love With (subjectively)™ and you can't crash out because you're in the middle of grocery shopping with them

I like whatever this is called

Person A: "And why, exactly, did you let yourself get punched in the face."

Person B: "So I could call what I did next self-defence."

debating on whether my character should be punched now or later

guys I think I'm dying (I'm writing)

Person A: "I will rip out your jugular in your sleep."

Person B: "You don't know where I sleep."

Person C [from the other room]: "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T."

Person A: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

Person B: "God, I hope not."

Person A: "So. What happened to the plan?"

Person B: "Abandoned it. Adopted a new one."

Person A: "And who made the plan?"

Person B: "I need you to take one good look at me and guess."

my habitual mindset of 'why can't we just be friends' is affecting my writing and making everything unintentionally goofy

Person A: "How did you know they were an assassin?"

Person B: "..."

Person A: "How."

Person B: "I've hired them before."