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Rise and shine everyone! Happy Tuesday! Happy April 1st!😊💗 IYKYK 😆
ok so... the other night i was at a party with this guy i liked (?) and we were both drinking and we did have a couple cheeky make outs and... it wasn't good... (lots of tongue...)
at one point i literally sat there with his tongue practically down my throat thinking "i'm gonna read the juiciest emily prentiss fanfic late" SUDDENLY PINK WHITE AND ORANGE LIGHTS STARTED BLARING BEHIND MY EYES
like i am so sorry to this man that he has caught me in the middle of my quarter yearly sexuality crisis
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i convinced this guy i was talking to once to watch dead poets society....... i told him that i think neil and todd were in love (BECAUSE THEY WERE??)...... and he hits me with the........ "idk i think they were brothers"
we stopped talking after that.
update we got into an argument about it because i told him that straight men have everything and i can say todd and neil are gay without him shitting on it and then i made the mistake of saying ive seen gay 🟧⬛ straighter than the "im gonna be an actor!" scene (AS A JOKE) and he got really triggered and told me off for apparently "comparing gay bleep to a movie about a boarding school with poetry is a gross exaggeration" SOMEONE CALL THE FREAKING FUNNY POLICE. then i told him it was a joke and he stopped talking....
how i sleep knowing they fall asleep thinking about how much they hate me and i fall asleep thinking about older fictional men
#aaron hotchner#spencer reid#derek morgan#johnny lawrence#dean winchester#sam winchester#castiel#tony stark#thor odinson#bruce banner#clint barton#steve rogers#bucky barnes#bobby nash#chimney han#sirius black#remus lupin#rick grimes#daryl dixon#negan smith#jim hopper#logan howlett#boromir#legolas#aragorn#faramir#eomer#oldermen#fanfic#fanfiction
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Profiling you based on your favourite criminal minds character:
AARON ‘HOTCH’ HOTCHNER
You are a creature of comfort and enjoy a romanticised lifestyle. You are independent and very together, but all you want is for someone to look after you and make you feel safe, and you don’t shy away from being vulnerable and setting clear boundaries. You are an ‘I can fix him’ type of girl, and are probably very pretty—you give off one of two vibes: ‘sweet girl’ or ‘hot girl’. You also likely have raging daddy issues, which you either embrace a little too much (as you should) or pretend do not exist, and you daydream about being Hotch’s much shorter, conventionally perfect romantic partner. (Probably.)
P.S. sorry if you are not/ do not identify as a girl, I’m too lesbian to think in the realm of the masculine. Also, I’m a hoefiler not a profiler, don’t come for me if you think it’s inaccurate <3.
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pretty much clocked me yeah
i hope guys have crushes like they do in movies like yes if i glance at you i expect your friend to turn to you and go "dude! she's totally checking you out man." and yes i want you to get a little flustered and go "yeah right man." and yes i want your friend to shrug and put his hands up in defence and say "whatever, dude, but i really think you have a chance." and yes i want you to just scoff and roll your eyes while he goes back to whatever he was talking about and yes i want you to ignore him and look over at me laughing and smiling with my friends to the point it makes you smile too and yeS I WANT TO GLANCE AT YOU AGAIN AND MAKE ACCIDENTAL EYE CONTACT AND SMILE AT YOU AND Y E S I WANT YOU TO AWKWARDLY SMILE BACK BEFORE LOOKINGAWAYLIKEYOUWEREN'TLOOKINGATME
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