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Alex Rainbow

@alexrainbow / alexrainbow.tumblr.com

Nikita | 28 | he/him | rus/eng | russian ficwriter 🦄 AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Alex_Rainbow 🦄 Ficbook: https://ficbook.net/authors/577814 🦄 Twitter: https://twitter.com/alexrainbow13
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fun fact about me! I have hyperadrenergic Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (hPOTS). this means I am prone to fainting when I change positions or when I feel a strong surge of emotion, positive or negative. for me, laughing is my worst non-postural trigger.

this is a clip from playing lethal company with friends a few months ago. you can hear the eerie silence of presyncope at 0:19, and the sound at 0:23 is my face hitting the keyboard lmao. I played this for my mother and she literally pissed herself laughing and DEMANDED I show every single person I know (including my doctors, who thought it was funny to see and surprisingly helpful, especially for being audio only).

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.

The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.

Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.

You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.

You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

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ᔑ∴ リᔑ∴∴ ʖ∷𝙹, ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ|| !¡⚍ℸ ̣ !¡ᒷリ╎ᓭᒷᓭ ⎓𝙹∷ ⊣⚍ᒲᒲ╎ᒷᓭ 😭😭😭😭

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drunp-archive-deactivated201711

this is peak Craigslist

I want to know if they got answers. 

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insanelycoolish

I really wanna know how this turned out.

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sothatjusthappened90

Just so you guys know.

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

“over 100 hopeful dads applied for the position” omg this is so lovely.

I love that the internet enables things like this.

This is gender affirmation btw and that is why it feels so beautiful to me as a trans dude. Boys coming together for wholesome reasons. Incredible solidarity and community building example for cis boys.

ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ⋮⚍ᓭℸ ̣… ∴𝙹リ↸ᒷ∷⎓⚍ꖎ! ╎'⍊ᒷ リᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ᓭᒷᒷリ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ↸ᔑ↸ᓭ ʖᒷ╎リ⊣ ᓭ𝙹 !¡ꖎᒷリℸ ̣╎⎓⚍ꖎ, ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ リᔑℸ ̣⚍∷ᒷ ╎ᓭ ⍑ᒷᔑꖎ╎リ⊣ 𝙹リ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ !¡ꖎᔑリᒷℸ ̣!!

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Posting this one on here too! I think someone else already posted it on my behalf but YES I AM OLD TIMEY PHOTO GUY HELLO 😌

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