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Helios

@alien-sun-helios

Hiya, the stars have been getting boring so I thought I’d make one of these, the rest of the crew seem to be.

Hi. My name is Helios, I’m a ‘alien’, as you humans may call me and I live on a spaceship, the Aurora. The crew has been pushing me to join this.. app? They all talk to each other on it instead of just speak, ‘just ask me on tumblr’ has become a common phrase on the ship. I’m still new to technology so be patient with me but it’s lovely to meet you all, I guess.

(Ooc: Hiya! My name is Cupid and I run this blog. You can find my main @cupid-barks)

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#helios = in character

#ask helios = responding to an ask

#helios on comms = Helios just yapping

#children of that one rock = non crew interactions

#children of the ship = crew interactions

Greetings fellow scientists.

If you are receiving this message I, Doctor Ignius Pilchard have successfully sent out a transmission. Please send one back if possible.

I’m currently on a quest for the secret of actually I probably shouldn’t be saying that out loud delete delete stupid voice to text transmissions.

I beg your finest pardon?

You’re the reason Nastya is gone and I have to deal with these shit heads. Jonny ate my goggles but denied it.

Well I can’t remedy that.

You can, give her back

Anonymous asked:

Doctor, as much as I hate you, Jonny ate my goggles and won’t admit it. More of my clothes and things are disappearing and I believe he’s eating them.

And what do you want me to do about it? Threaten him with a autopsy or something. I am not involved anymore
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I DID. Nastya said the same thing. He just threatened to shoot me.

Then perform the autopsy. Consequenves

Greetings fellow scientists.

If you are receiving this message I, Doctor Ignius Pilchard have successfully sent out a transmission. Please send one back if possible.

I’m currently on a quest for the secret of actually I probably shouldn’t be saying that out loud delete delete stupid voice to text transmissions.

I beg your finest pardon?

You’re the reason Nastya is gone and I have to deal with these shit heads. Jonny ate my goggles but denied it.

Why the FUCK are my quarters filled with balloons

You ate my googles.

Uh huh. They went missing because the octokittens took them. Oh wait. I already did and why would any of the crew take them? They don’t have a reason to as most have their own pairs.

I only eat meat, goggles are nasty

You ate our entire stock of jam once.

That was ONE TIME

I wouldn’t put it past you to do it again and eat my goggles. You just eat stuff for shits and gigs.

Even if I did eat them, they're long gone, stomach acid is a wonderful thing

So I put balloons in your room 💕

But why balloons??

They’re annoying and make a horrible noise when you attempt to pop them, like you.

Why the FUCK are my quarters filled with balloons

You ate my googles.

Uh huh. They went missing because the octokittens took them. Oh wait. I already did and why would any of the crew take them? They don’t have a reason to as most have their own pairs.

I only eat meat, goggles are nasty

You ate our entire stock of jam once.

That was ONE TIME

I wouldn’t put it past you to do it again and eat my goggles. You just eat stuff for shits and gigs.

Even if I did eat them, they're long gone, stomach acid is a wonderful thing

So I put balloons in your room 💕

But why balloons??

They’re annoying and make a horrible noise when you attempt to pop them, like you.

Why the FUCK are my quarters filled with balloons

You ate my googles.

Uh huh. They went missing because the octokittens took them. Oh wait. I already did and why would any of the crew take them? They don’t have a reason to as most have their own pairs.

I only eat meat, goggles are nasty

You ate our entire stock of jam once.

That was ONE TIME

I wouldn’t put it past you to do it again and eat my goggles. You just eat stuff for shits and gigs.

Even if I did eat them, they're long gone, stomach acid is a wonderful thing

So I put balloons in your room 💕

Anonymous asked:

Nastya, I seem to have lost my googles. Actually, they aren’t lost, Jonny ate them, again.

Cut him open and take them out of his stomach <3

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That’s a wonderful idea, actually.

Do NOT I will shoot you

Can’t shoot me if you’re temporarily dead

I can shoot you when I wake up

Blast. I suppose no cutting Jonny open today

No cutting Jonny open EVER

Why the FUCK are my quarters filled with balloons

You ate my googles.

Uh huh. They went missing because the octokittens took them. Oh wait. I already did and why would any of the crew take them? They don’t have a reason to as most have their own pairs.

I only eat meat, goggles are nasty

You ate our entire stock of jam once.

That was ONE TIME

I wouldn’t put it past you to do it again and eat my goggles. You just eat stuff for shits and gigs.

Anonymous asked:

Nastya, I seem to have lost my googles. Actually, they aren’t lost, Jonny ate them, again.

Cut him open and take them out of his stomach <3

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That’s a wonderful idea, actually.

Do NOT I will shoot you

Can’t shoot me if you’re temporarily dead

I can shoot you when I wake up

Blast. I suppose no cutting Jonny open today

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