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alina | she\her | twenty-three | turning my dreams of aaron hotchner into fanfiction (because what else would i do, duh!)
✧ masterlist | ✧ requests are open for mr. hotchner only (though i love to chat all things criminal minds)
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pairing: dbf!bodyguard!hotch x reader summary: it started out as a sleepless night and a midnight snack, and ended with your bodyguard standing between your legs in your dad's kitchen. wanings | an: suggestive, age gap, power imbalance, r gets turned on by hotch peeling an apple (she's just like me fr), shoutout to all my shawties with a nut allergy - i am magically erasing it just for this fic, sorry babies!!! word count: 2.4k
especially from 2:57 onwards
You couldn’t sleep. The pillows were too flat and somehow too full all at once. The left side of the bed felt wrong, and the right wasn’t any better. You hated sleeping on your back, but every time you turned over, the sheets twisted tighter around your legs like they were trying to hold you down.
Even your pyjamas were uncooperative—clinging to your skin in all the wrong places, too warm where you didn’t want them to be and not warm enough where you did.
Florist!Reader Masterlist|| Main Masterlist [I need to update this, sorry!]|| Ao3||Word Count: 2.3k|| AN: Florist!Reader is making me miss my days at a florist so much, I have been applying for weekend jobs just to get back into it for fun! Tags/Warnings: Female!Reader, Florist!Reader, Non-BAU!Reader, pre-relationship, slight angst, Hotch is clueless, Sassy!Reader, Flirty!Reader, JJ putting Hotch in his place, Reader is JJ's friend from college, sexual jokes, Aaron Hotchner doesn't realize how he comes across, mentions of bad men!!. Summary: Aaron Hotchner has to prove to you that he's not like other men who come into your flower shop, but when he's sort of clueless to how he might be percieved, he realizes he needs to make it right to you.
For someone who ran a flower shop, you’d long stopped believing in fairytales.
Romance? Sure. It bloomed in your shop every day. Husbands who still brought home roses after twenty years. First-date jitters, apologies tucked into tulip petals, “I’m sorry I was an idiot” scrawled on notecards.
You’d seen it all.
You arranged it all.
“Unless you ask nicely.”
SHES SO QUICK WITH IT!!!!
i would die for florist!reader immediately😩😩
obsessed is an understatement, you are too good ki!!!!!
pairing: aaron hotchner/fem!reader genre: smutty smut smut w.c.: 5k a/n: requested by @mggslover ty bb i love you and i hope you enjoy <3333
summary: It's finally spring, Aaron wears a short sleeve shirt, and you can't stop staring at his arms.
c.w.: 18+ MDNI, reader has a thing for hotchs arms she just like me fr, choking/breathplay, no prior kink discussion (dont be like them), dom/sub undertones, slight exhibitionism, unprotected p in v sex, established relationship, some dirty talk, hints of breeding kink, aftercare duh
read below or on ao3 here <3
NOW HOLD AWNNNNNNNNNNNN
i am actually giving you the award for best smut ever because choking AND breeding kink……. girl let us breathe for a sec, in fact i am just giving you all of the awards for everything that exists ever because i do not think ill be recovered from this until about christmas so ummmm thanks for that
also:
He makes a quiet choked noise at the sight and it sends a self-satisfied thrill through you, knowing that no matter how many times he's settled in between your thighs, he still acts like he can't believe he's even there in the first place.
yuuurrrpp slurping that whole entire sentence up and injecting it everywhere because😩😩😩😈😩😩😈
girlllll you write so well...I wish we could have books published of all the beautiful stories you've written so far. Hoping you're getting to see good days and bright sunshine. Also if possible I think a possible hot lawyer reader × Aaron Hotchner from your side would be bomb.
WAIT STOP BEING SO NICE!!!!!! thank you thank you thank you💖
surprisingly i have seen some sunshine which is a rarity in england lol so im thanking you personally for that
& i actually work at a law firm and it’s absolutely not as sexy and glamorous as tv shows make it out to be but i would love nothing more than to make it sexy and glamorous for a lawyer!reader x hotch series😏😏
i will try to whip something up this week, lmk if there’s anything in particular you’d like to see😚😚
18+ MDNI
pairing: aaron hotchner x reader (was supposed to be nanny!reader but lit rally no mentions of her being a nanny LOL) summary: one question you refuse to answer gives you the best sex of your life. warnings | an: p in v sex, choking, one bite, fingering, oral (f receiving), praise kink?? hotch profiling reader and its so sexy i want to kith him on the mouth, there is aftercare i just didn’t write it, oopsies, established relationship word count: 2.9k
In all fairness, you hadn't actually read the rules of the game before suggesting it tonight. But maybe Penelope had – and maybe that's exactly why she'd wrapped it in floral paper with a gingham ribbon, like it was some sweet little gift and not a trap in disguise.
Because now here you were, cheeks warm, pulse ticking too fast, staring down a question that made your soul want to leave your body.
Okay, maybe it wasn't that bad.
Reading this with a straight face on my lunch break at work was harder than I thought.
HAHAHA IM SO SORRY 😈😈😈😈
Game night … Top notch omg I adored game night …
You write Hotch so well … one of my favorites I’ve read …
I adore fake! fiancé Hotch as well but game night is up there … the fact he was profiling reader had me kicking my feet ..
I hope you have the best night ever an your water is ice cold you are amazing
🌺🌺🌺🌺🪻🪻🪻 ...
Came back just in time .
<3 … I adore your writing… 
heeeey thank you so much kris!!! <3
also hoping you have the best night ever and your water is ice cold😏😏
Masterlist [I need to update this, sorry!]|| Ao3||Word Count: 1.3k|| AN: Florist!Reader is making me miss my days as a florist! Tags/Warnings: Female!Reader, Florist!Reader, Non-BAU!Reader, established relationship, secret relationship, flirty!reader, bold!reader, sassy!reader, reader kinda has acts of service/gift-giving love language, sexual theme (if you squint), teasing BAU members, The BAU giving Hotch SHIT. Summary: Aaron Hotchner is not a man who treats himself, but when he begins dating a florist, you make sure he knows what it's like to be doted on...and the team slowly catches on.
Dating Aaron Hotchner had always been quiet by necessity.
Subtle glances. Brushed fingertips. A softness only shared in private.
He didn’t like attention. Didn’t like being fussed over.
But you liked taking care of people.
And he’d accidentally made the mistake of falling for someone who loved to dote.
So, naturally, you made it your mission to turn him into something he never asked to be:
A flower guy.
AAGGHHHHAVA I WANT HER!!!! she doesn’t need hotch she needs me!!!!
pairing: aaron hotchner x rossi!reader. summary: if there was a god, he wasn’t merciful, he was bloodthirsty, and he had a vendetta against aaron. he’s cursed, he knows it. content warnings: major character death (reader), blood, funeral, grief. fem reader, she/her pronouns used by the end. word count: 1.1k
Time stood still for what felt like hours, he couldn’t feel his limbs, his legs didn’t move, his mind full of racing thoughts but none making any sense, too jumbled together to be able to complete a single line of action, his eyes burnt and blinking away he noticed it was due the tears. Aaron’t didn’t bother to clean them.
Not like this. Not right now.
The blurriness begins to fade as the sirens became louder, Aaron tries to run as his legs obey him once more, but he’s stopped by Derek’s arms, holding him back at full force and yelling his name. The yelling seems far away even though it’s in front of him.
“Morgan! Let me go, let me go!” He tries to give his most stern look, his throat is dry and voice cracks out as he tries to be heard over the commotion, Spencer and Emily bring helping arms, stopping him from trying. “Does she have a pulse? Why aren’t they taking her already?”
the notes are all me hyping this up
amazing what being insane will do to you
WAAAIT im so glad u reblogged this because what da heck!!! this was so so beautiful i think it is in fact the best thing i have ever read oh myyyy
i had my morning playlist on and had to switch it to my angsty one real quick for the full effect lol this was too too too good !!!
oof that smut was brilliant like hello?????? i also would like hotch to manhandle me!! i’m blushing and everything!!
omg thank u !!😫!!!😩🥲!!💛
im so torn when it comes to smut because i love love LOVE reading it, but actually writing it is sometimes tricky so im super duper happy you enjoyed xx
I've been making a fruit smoothie and pouring it into a nice glass cup this week as a treat for myself. Telling you this because I nearly spilled my smoothie all over myself when I started reading game night I was so in shock. I was dazed. That went crazy. You got me.
HAHAHA bestie im so sorry !! you deserve all the treat smoothies in the most extravagant glasses, hand poured by hotch 🍓🥝🍑🍊
18+ MDNI
pairing: aaron hotchner x reader (was supposed to be nanny!reader but lit rally no mentions of her being a nanny LOL) summary: one question you refuse to answer gives you the best sex of your life. warnings | an: p in v sex, choking, one bite, fingering, oral (f receiving), praise kink?? hotch profiling reader and its so sexy i want to kith him on the mouth, there is aftercare i just didn’t write it, oopsies word count: 2.9k
In all fairness, you hadn't actually read the rules of the game before suggesting it tonight. But maybe Penelope had – and maybe that's exactly why she'd wrapped it in floral paper with a gingham ribbon, like it was some sweet little gift and not a trap in disguise.
Because now here you were, cheeks warm, pulse ticking too fast, staring down a question that made your soul want to leave your body.
Okay, maybe it wasn't that bad.
heavily inspired by told me to fuck you like a whore
18+ MDNI
pairing: aaron hotchner x reader (was supposed to be nanny!reader but lit rally no mentions of her being a nanny LOL) summary: one question you refuse to answer gives you the best sex of your life. warnings | an: p in v sex, choking, one bite, fingering, oral (f receiving), praise kink?? hotch profiling reader and its so sexy i want to kith him on the mouth, there is aftercare i just didn’t write it, oopsies, established relationship word count: 2.9k
In all fairness, you hadn't actually read the rules of the game before suggesting it tonight. But maybe Penelope had – and maybe that's exactly why she'd wrapped it in floral paper with a gingham ribbon, like it was some sweet little gift and not a trap in disguise.
Because now here you were, cheeks warm, pulse ticking too fast, staring down a question that made your soul want to leave your body.
Okay, maybe it wasn't that bad.
Masterlist [I need to update this, sorry!]|| Ao3||Word Count: >2k|| AN: I worked as a florist for five years and it was some of the most fun and some of the most beautiful moments I got to witness. I thought this would be a fun meet!cute! I will be making its a series, so please send your requests in for Florist!Reader persona! Tags/Warnings: Female!Reader, Florist!Reader, Non-BAU!Reader, meet cute, mentions of Haley Hotchner, flirtation, first encounter, Reader is JJ's college friend, mentions of Hotch's upbringing. Summary: When Hotch is in need of a good florist, he meets you, JJ's old college friend, who leads him to believe that maybe flowers couldn't fix everything, but they sure as hell didn't hurt.
Aaron Hotchner didn’t believe flowers could fix everything.
But they sure as hell didn’t hurt.
It was something he picked up early—
Something he never really learned so much as absorbed.
she’s so cool omg!!!!
im afraid i have now become obsessed and NEED more😩😩
also all i could think about when reading this was hotch giving gideon advice about flowers and how he instantly knew roses = getting laid
