an army of lovers cannot lose

born to wag tail. forced to not have one

yippieeee~ ahahaha~ yaaaaaaaaay~!⋆｡°✩

i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

you were a good man there will be spotify playlists

deadbeat daughter

girl you're not talking about killing people anymore are you ok

i could fix her... (female character who is so clearly a lesbian but the writers or the network wouldn't allow it so she's trapped in heterosexuality) babygirl i could treat you so well...

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

andy & elodie

artist nayamiooo on X

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

date of origin: December 20th, 2015

I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur

I will NEVER see an anomalocaris. I will NEVER hold a trilobite. I will NEVER see a dimetrodon or an eight foot long millipede. and I will NEVER see a pterosaur

Well as much as it pains me to say it they died