after all, i am the bitch.

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This is the kind of messaging you really want to be seeing from the global hegemon

this is from a real diary by a 13-year-old girl in 1870. teenage girls are awesome and they’ve always been that way.

Read this - oh my goodness, this girl was wonderful.

Where can I read this in full?

It’s from  Real American Girls Tell Their Own Stories, and that particular section is by Martha Carey Thomas who grew up to be a suffragist, linguist and renowned educator, as well as a badass lesbian.

leaving the sink full of stagnant water and dishes for days and then hotboxing the apartment and then leaving the stove on and then lighting a large scented candle and then leaving the apartment. you did all that just for me? thank you i dont even know what to say

I’ve been engaging in behaviours not beneficial to my wellbeing

fuck yesssss they just gavwe me early access to all of the future grief i could possibly imagine for myself 😍

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

“the Pam to my Jim” “flirt to roast ratio” “fluent in sarcasm” “not political” “hobbies: travel” “debate me: the office or friends” “just here for your dog” “like Chandler and Monica” “girls on lexapro” “helen keller wasn’t real” “looking for a goth mommy” “pineapple does not go on pizza” “i’m a slytherin”

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

Trump Voters: Bu-bu-but Trump said the tariffs were gonna make us all rich? I thought we were gonna make America great again?!

Trump Administration:

i like hating as well as the next girl but sometimes i follow people on here who make me feel like this

Pierre Fouché. 1994.77 or Lebenslänglichen Explosionsglück, 2020.

Rayon chords from a World War II parachute.

Knowing the reference image, my jaw dropped when I saw the art inspired by it.

hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵‍💫:

i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W

if you eat 1 mango you will get so high from that mango, don’t go to work. you’ll need to go to bed immediately

kinda funny that there's no tariffs on the vatican but at least 10% on all other microstates in EU

italy about to invent levels of catholic corruption never seen since the 17th century

This is how I win. *loses*