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CrimsonFlowers

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MINORS DNI | She/Her | πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Furry erotica writer, model, and dumb plural poly muttwife. Ξ˜Ξ” onlyfans.com/crimsonflowers

HORRIFIC NECKTIE: Listen to the air, bratan... that estrogen is calling for you! Those *men* of *wo* are onto something! Perhaps if you had a pair of voluptuous breasts, you'd be able to seduce Titus into telling the truth...

Harry Dubois, twelve months later:

fuck yeah you're transgender. fall in love with an older woman who doesn't love you back . crash out in the dairy queen parking lot and kill your old self with a bottle of ibuprofen. disown your mom. smoke cigarettes and cry during a grindr meetup. you're transgender it';s lit

POV: your girlfriend shows you how to wield an axe

This method will hurt your spine in the long run. She bends all the way back and lets the axe handle run parallel to her spine: this is not only putting undo strain on her back, but also inefficient because she has to make a longer arc where she uses power and loses it on the upswing.

Additionally she doesn’t choke up to the axehead with one hand on the upswing. This means she has to use more force to lift the axe which means undo strain on her back, shoulders, and wrists. Apparently you can't respond to a reblog with a video so I'll upload one to my blog displaying proper form. -Regards, a trans lumberjane

okay but is there a method that makes my armpits slick with steam and sweat?

Anonymous asked:

I need to be under your ass. Altho last time I messaged about this you mentioned that you would be farting and I’d die of ibs. But yknow win some ya lose some

a week after you sent that ask i found out i also have crohns LOL. what a terrible condition. ill be in pain for the rest of my life. but im still suuuuuuper into analingus and i would love to sit on your face while i jerk myself off like a rabid dog :)

πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«can't stop cumming on myself for my OF. i love being a slut

yeah haha eating my ass would be so gross... lol. but like, you should do it. just for the bit, lol. girls do this all the time anyway. and i'm bigger than you so i could just sit on your face and suffocate you in my musk. totally enveloping you in my scent. but who knows Lol

Anonymous asked:

I'm getting my balls cut off in mid April do you want them?

can i have the dick too

Anonymous asked:

Help I need help! Save me oiled up butch girl! Please!

(removes my face from between the ass cheeks, looks over, frowns, then goes right back in)

Anonymous asked:

1. You're really hot. I mean, gorgeous. 😍

2. How old are you? I know you're an adult because of the Only Fans, but I always feel creepy crushing on a younger person (i'm 34 and ftm for the record)

hi! im in my mid-20s. and thank you for the compliment c:

Anonymous asked:

I just wanted to say that I saw your pictures which made me bottom out and I think you're so beautiful and pretty and I hope you have a good day and that all your haters perish in cold despair. πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

you don't need to hope. my haters are dead.

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