SHERYL LEE RALPH accepts her award for Best Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series at the 28th Annual Critics Choice Awards (January 15, 2023)

born on new year's eve, died on april fool's day........if nothing else val truly knew how to make a Statement

Brutus committed to the bit 100%.

Brutus, buddy, this is absolutely hilarious, but I think I understand now why Dante put you in the lowest pit of hell.

Fortunately, the lowest pit of hell is Tumblr

DISNEY AND MARVEL ARE ON THE BOYCOTT LIST

For the love of fuck, get over your nostalgia and parasocial relationship with their actors and STOP THROWING MONEY AT THEM

Big day for trans people tomorrow

<3 YUSSSSS <3

Do not obey in advance.

Keep hating It's working

Okay but reblogging specifically for "Tesla in Distressla" because whoever came up with that tagine deserves a moment of recognition.

“Rayban charity glasses event” is a scam don’t click any link in a post that says that.

Old tumblr users remember this scam back when it first went out.

Also no, this isn’t a joke. This phishing scam is 100% running its course again so watch out for your mutuals long abandoned accounts suddenly posting it. Please make everyone aware of it since most users here are newbies who have not seen it before!

& you know what it actually IS lifechanging to smile at strangers & say please & thank you & goodmorning & compliment someones outfit & help someone in need & be more accepting of loving other people just because they are other people!!!

you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism

Palendrome of phrases

hope this explains it

it does and I hate it, thank you

important update

OLIVIA RODRIGO GUTS World Tour: Spilled Visuals

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

Your death will be quick and pineless

My life is now better with this pun in it.

Absurd Item: Pinecone Death Ray, which inflicts a pineless death.

It's so crazy to me to talk to people whose lives have been like, a straight line. Got good grades went to college got a degree got a job in that field got promoted got married bought a house. Everything in the order it's supposed to be. I respect the ability to be stable but where's the panache. Where's the thousand dead end roads. Where's the crooked lines and false starts and fuckups and all the times you ran 200 mph into a brick wall. How can you just like... have a life trajectory and actually follow it?

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Tomorrow is March 28th

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.