i love your posts did you forget to take your meds

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Yes

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

beg for your life, tennis boy

BEST TAG EVER:

The only jump scare anybody’s going to see here. :)

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

they should let you put footnotes on your blocklist so you remember what the final straw was

i dont actually draw for deeper soul seeking purposes i draw because if my hands are not occupied i start destroying things like ripping shit apart. many working animals are like this. god also maybe

Work vacuum died. This is the fifth one since I started working here five years ago.

The first one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The second one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The third one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The fourth one died for unknown reasons that involved my coworker vacuuming up rocks.

The fifth one died a few minutes ago and it was a big mystery and my coworker was like “oh I don’t know what happened it just overtaxed for some reason” so I looked inside the hose and—get this—it was jammed with rocks.

He keeps buying bigger and more expensive vacuums and complaining about how shitty and faulty the last ones were and every time I suggest something like “what if you didn’t vacuum up rocks” he’s like oh no it is the vacuums who are wrong.

hey guys guess what happened again just now

it would've been cooler if those animals they sent into space came back with superpowers

WAIT "iykyk" means "if you know you know"??????? i thought it was just the new cool kids way to keysmash

person writing "iykyk": if you know you know

me: ick yick...?

BE NICE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... surprising absolutely no one.... I did draw more Everything or Nothing

Guys remind me what chapter this was🙏🙏🙏

The first one is a liiiittle scene from chapter 15, while the others are from chapter 16!

women who use tiktok i am talking to you directly. yall gotta stop engaging in this girl math women shouldn’t vote shit. it’s not a silly ironic joke men mean that and they are making fun of you. listen to me. call them out when you see it happen. show the kids who use that bastard app that it’s not okay to make jokes like that. stop being part of the problem and stand up for yourselves

THIS

women are not stupid, we don't need to be infantilized, we are not incapable.

and we need to stop messaging that to young women using misogynistic humor that is "cute"

The only "girl math" I care about is the math that took us to the Moon.

i thought the femboy cafes were the greatest invention ever but this chinese lesbian bar 😭>>>>>

my favorite part of this is the dichotomy of queerness as understood by certain cultures in the comments at the end; i.e., “it’s all women so it’s definitely pure and not gross and sexual!” right next to “FUCK IM SO GAY FOR THIS”