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eeby deeby

@altvia

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(lesbian LEGO minifig)

i’m so tired of these goofy ahh names in death note like imagine watching the news and the top story is some guy killed your buddy Backyard Barbeque. like who the fuck is Toilet Tambourine. Doohickey Doorbell. Cabinet Carachature.1

imagine going to work and everyones talking about some “did you hear what happened to Home O. Hexagon??”

Thats probably why L never reveals his name its probably some dumb shit like Ludicrous Leprechaun. Lightbulb Licker. i hate this stupid series

top ten band nightmares

1. there’s a concert you didnt know about

2. your instrument has been mutilated somehow

3. everyone is in concert attire except you

4. you’re about to perform a solo that you never learned

5. you accidentally perform at festival with someone else’s band

6. you forget how to play your instrument entirely

7. getting severely injured during a march

8. band teacher kicking you out of band (this one is surprisingly very common)

9. falling asleep on a marching band field (also very common)

10. everyone else has prepared the same very specific performance and you dont know the song or the steps

my wonderful perfect girlfriend made me audition for my schools talent show and i got in and now i have to perform stand up comedy in front of my school??

haha nice outfit loser. 2001 called, oh, wait… no way… the pentagon..?? hold on i gotta take this

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