Amazo Guy :0J

Stop saying I think Coolsville Fair City sucks!! >:(

Sometimes I do fuck off and play at the park on the tax payers dime. You guys would want that for me though, right??

Merry Christmas to the mysterious toxic ooze that lives in the sewers. What the hell is that thing

200 apple seeds contain a toxic level of cyanide TO YOU. I’m fine though

Does anyone in this stupid city have a gimmick that makes me scared or are you all magical circus clowns. I just got hit in the face with raw potatoes

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Why does my beautiful husband follow this account @amazo-guys-left-boob 🤨

Fair City Citizens,

If you just experienced a power outage, don’t fret! We’ll have it back on soon. Apologies for the inconvenience, my beautiful husband was playing with the microwave again.