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sarek: [busts jim’s door down] wheres my son’s SOUL asshole jim: ????????????????? sarek: sorry i just assumed he’d put his soul into your body? my mistake.
the best part is
sarek: if he couldn’t do this incredibly intimate and special soulmelding lifetransition thing with you then he must not have done it at all
kirk: hold up
Clay brick with a stamped cuneiform inscription and a dog’s pawprints.
From the ziggurat at Ur, 2112 BCE - 2004 BCE.
Beany Tuesday
this has the exact same energy as all my thoughts about literary poetry
fella are you gonna teach me leatherworking or not
this reads like the beginning to every recipe online
for some reason I memorized a handful of #poignant quotes and deployed them on unsuspecting adults whenever the opportunity arose. imagine declaring that you hate smoked salmon and a disheveled ten year old at your elbow condescendingly says “he who does not alter his opinion is like standing water and breeds reptiles of the mind.”
I mean I did the same thing with Shakespeare when I was in fifth grade and I did it because it's FUCKING HILARIOUS. Also a great way to get the kind of detention that your parents buy you ice cream for.
"Some are born Great, Some achive Greatness, and Some people are Billy Lubekeman, whom Greatness abandoned like a shopping cart in a drainage ditch."
I memorizing a lot of Douglas Addams at the time as well.
if your Hot Take on lgbt rep/historical lgbt figures features the phrase “at least bi” please understand that it’s a shitty opinion and inherently biphobic lmao. (also stop fucking discoursing on Real People’s fucking sexualities lmao)
like “xyz is gay or at least bi, “they’re at least bi, if not a lesbian,” “hopefully they make [insert character here] bi at the very least,” and all variations paint bisexuality as a lesser sexuality and yet y’all fucking love using that phrase.
bisexuality is a whole identity and not just a ‘weaker’ version of gay/lesbian.
and like. bi isn’t on a tier down from gay, bi shouldn’t be tacked onto the end of your asks for rep like it’s less meaningful representation that gay rep. all queer identities getting represented is good. a bi character is just as valid as a gay one. bi rep shouldn’t be treated like it can’t possibly be good because it’s not gay rep.
Reblogging this because I genuinely use variations of this often and I didn’t even stop to think about why I use it or why I hear it often enough for it to just be embedded in my speech pattern. This is good for everybody to think about.
“I knew I should have stayed on the Enterprise.”
The Good Place (2016-2020)
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honestly this is one of the best reflections of why I’ve been losing my fucking mind lately
(Will never not reblog this beauty. What genius.)
Holy Shit
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Woah!!!!!
guys wtf kids are getting inot relationships in like the fifth grade? bitch i was pretending to be nightmare moon from my little pony when I was ten
ok reblog this and tell me in the tags what you used to do when you were like 8-10 years old
“Someone’s sending all this to Dukat, yeah?”
Man, this was a blast to draw. With all the negativity in the world right now, just needed something fun to cheer me up.
Based off @captaincrusher‘s post.
To sum up, it’s never really touched on that Sisko has Dukat’s old office, and the implications of this. One of the theories thrown in was that a week after settling in, a life-sized bronze statue of Dukat shows up (after being held up in Bolian customs for three weeks), and Sisko has to sign for it. They don’t know what to do with it, so it just does the rounds of the station:
Oh, and they might have won the war by posting all these to the… whatever the Trek equivalent of the net is.
I love you so much you have no idea. I’m crying (of laughter) right now.
Hate when people are always trying to start shit like ‘yeah well I saw you in the Romulan Neutral zone!’
bitch…..what were you doing in the Romulan Neutral Zone?
