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Hotch: it's hard being the responsible one of this family but I still love them a-

Reid: um, Emily tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and now it's on fire.

Emily, audibly from the kitchen: CALL 911 IM FUCKING DYING

JJ: I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD IDEA

Penelope: IT WAS A PLEASURE MEETING YOU ALL

Derek: YOU SHOULDVE PUT THE RAMEN IN FIRST THEN- HOLY FUCK ITS GONNA EXPLODE

JJ: EMILY NO, DON'T THROW YOUR KNIVES AT IT

Hotch:

Emily: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

JJ: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Derek: And you just ran away?!

Emily: I didn't expect her to flirt back!

Reid: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.

Derek, sobbing: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

Emily: *Standing in the corner of the room, eating a kit-kat the wrong way*

Derek: PLEASE, JUST STOP!

Derek: I have to say, I'm a little embarrassed for you. 

Reid: This is a sports-related injury. It makes me look cool! 

Derek: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!

JJ: I don't know how to tell all of you this, so I'm going to whisper it to Penelope, who will inevitably shout it out in surprise.

JJ: *whispers to Penelope*

Penelope: YOU'RE DATING EMILY?!

I don't know if anyone here had seen that one post about someone having a dream about Harry and Ravioli approved thing (I can't find it now if someone has it please tag the author in comment) but here I come with actual ravioli approved photo you can use under posts to approve them. Let's make this meme a thing guys.

I want it bad

Reid, eagerly showing a flyer: DAD, LOOK, IM FAMOUS

Hotch: YOU’RE WANTED FOR MURDER?!

Penelope: Guys, ask me why I love you.

The BAU: Why do you love us, Penelope?

Penelope, pulling up a 200 slide presentation: I’m so glad you asked.

Derek: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?

Emily, looking at JJ: That I was straight.

Penelope: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Derek: weak, I sleep with two.

JJ: you're both pathetic.

Derek: oh yeah? and what do you sleep with?

JJ: Emily.

Emily: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

JJ: I saw you.

Emily: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Derek in a turkey costume.

Emily: Being gay isn't a choice.

Emily, holding JJ's hand like a trophy: It's a game and I'm winning.