I'll be real the Greek Mythology / Odyssey fixation is starting to look permanent, I might have to actually make a sideblog lmaooo

This is the sideblog!

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

i'm gonna (remembers suicide jokes are no good for my mental health) go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON

Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season

Love this post getting a sudden massive bump in notes as tax season approaches. Two weeks, USAmericans!

writing tip: searching "[place of origin]ish names" will get you a lot of stuff and nonsense made up by baby bloggers.

searching "[place] census [year]" will get you lists of real names of real people who lived in that place.

It's called BORNTOSTANDOUT not BORNTOSMELLGOOD smh

✝️the three pillars of childhood faves✝️

LITTLE GUYS 🕯️ GIRLS 🕯️ CRINGE

(from tuesday's drawfee, watch the process here :33)

There's my favorite controversial fish eater

i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

EXCUSE YOU

fucking digimon fandom from left field holy shit

u guys realize the sun is a thing right it’s been out for awhile now

Mike Hawk, huh

Tony Hawk being like "yeah Mike Hawk is tiny"

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible

hi guys. woke up to this on my phone today. zero fucking recollection of writing this down

me seeing this book cover: ah, clearly this memoir is about a lesbian's journey to identifying as a Stone Butch ! this I am interpreting from the context clues of the title and the carabiner on the cover, a lesbian dogwhistle ! what an interesting read this will be !

what this book is about: rock climbing

happy stab a roman senator day