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HELLO HERE TO INFORM Y’ALL I HAVE NOT DIED BUT HAVE SOMEHOW GAINED A SOCIAL LIFE IN THE PAST 3 WEEKS. TIS BEEN QUITE AN ODD DEVELOPMENT

mr perry being more disappointed that neil isn’t dating charlie im-rich-as-hell dalton than he is about neil being gay. 

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sweatytootheddeadpoet

“Listen Neil, if you’re gonna be gay you should at least get some money out of it.”

“a-are you disappointed that im gay :,(”

“no im disappointed you have like 5 rich friends and u didn’t fall in love with any of them”

sits neil down and puts a hand on his shoulder, “are u like. allergic to money? i swear u can tell me”

“i-i don’t want to… date someone for their money father”

“hmm i see….so what about that new kid? the andersons are pretty loaded too”

“Todd is very cute”

“yk what’s cuter? his money.”

“FATHER-”

mr perry being more disappointed that neil isn’t dating charlie im-rich-as-hell dalton than he is about neil being gay. 

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sweatytootheddeadpoet

“Listen Neil, if you’re gonna be gay you should at least get some money out of it.”

“a-are you disappointed that im gay :,(”

“no im disappointed you have like 5 rich friends and u didn’t fall in love with any of them”

sits neil down and puts a hand on his shoulder, “are u like. allergic to money? i swear u can tell me”

anyway, i love them <3

i just realized i wrote summer 58 which means this was 5 years before actual coloured polaroids were invented (i think) but ANYWAY-

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chaotic-queer-disaster

“I think it looks fine, yeah”

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just-kell-thoughts

“When’s dinner”

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icarus-ascended

“i made cake pops lol”

“that sucks :(”

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fucking-fragrance-man

“no sorry i have to clean my room”

“sorry lol my phone died”

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countingthestarsaboveourheads

“I’m out of the shower.”

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an-ungraeceful-swan

“You didn’t answer my question”

“Google said end if end” 

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narcissisticvictorian

“Oh…ok ok”

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autumn-valentinee

god said “LETS FUCK !!!” … lmao .. uisfdhjkfsd

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real-neil-perry

‘these are the results of titration’

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almondbutterconspiracies

“How was your day?”

🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪

🍪 🍪 🍪🐷

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tinydinosaurperfection

not enough

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staywithmeinstead48

“hehe”

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aisling-vision

Ugh- this is nothing… so boring

“Kendall Jenner’s long lost sister”

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new-notebooks-and-pens

”What’s the shirt made of?”

“I think it’s nylon + cotton?

not sure.”

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queerio-with-a-pen

“i feel more like myself now tbh”

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treasureofmy-heart

“just wanted to let you know!”

“I REST MY CASE 💼”

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the-cowbi

The Canadians have taken over my mind

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flustered-flux

As long as ur not dead

“everyone in this family hates hugs for what 🙄”

tw, mention of death

was editing an anderperry angst video. u know that one trend in tiktok with the piano background and shows the characters’ ages- usually a ship of two characters, and then they show what age the other one stops. and i was editing an anderperry version and i just realized that. i mean i knew. but it still hit hard. that neil died so young. at 16 or 17, right, neil died. he still had a long way to go!!!!!! todd and neil still had a LONG WAY TO GO. and they had to go through that at a very young fucking age. like no. why.

tw death

no but i was like 14 the first time i watched dps, and neil being 17 still felt like a long while away then but like ?? it was NOT ?? now i’m sitting here at 16 having to plan out my whole life cause uni blah blah and it feels like there’s so much for me to do past today but neil only had like?? a year more???? it makes me feel so sick my god

ok yk when u have those conversations with that one acquaintance and it’s always the same one? like for me it’s always;

“hi”

“hi”

‘how r u?”

“good, u?”

“good.”

AND THATS IT. 

BUT TODAY THIS LADY CHANGED UP THE SCRIPT FOR NO REASON?? SHE WAS LIKE “hello, nice to see u” and it’s not even that big of a change but i COMPLETELY FROZE UP?? LIKE STRAIGHT UP STARTED STUTTERING, STUNNED FOR WHAT

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