Tw: self depreciation joke,

slight vent, do not reblog

Flee to Canada.

you've been hit by

you've been struck by

a truck

Truckchan strikes again

Me.

I didn't know you were a truck

BEEP BEEP MOTHER FUCKER.

*Runs you over*

Wait i can be paid to wear dresses?!

Where do i sign the dotted line?!

I wear dresses for the love of the game

Also I look hot in them

I know you do love, but I also wouldn't object if you feel like posting some photos

Alright you've convinced me these are my three faves atm :3

Yay you are Pretty and look great in those dresses!

^_^

I'm like a Supreme pizza, if a Supreme pizza was a gay girl with a dick 😎👆👉👆👉

Pizzaaaaa🤤

April fools 2025 is amazing

first of all, awesome theme, heroes and villains

second of all

DEATH VEGETABLE

They called him fuckin death vegetable

you've been hit by

you've been struck by

a truck

Truckchan strikes again

Me.

Butch Is Not a Dirty Word, Issue 4: The Love & Sex Edition Pt. 1

I just want to hold hands with a pretty girl and feel the world soften around me. Just that—warm fingers laced with mine, a little squeeze that says I see you, I’m here. Maybe if I had that, everything wouldn’t feel so heavy.

I don’t know why I’m sad, not really. It’s just there, lingering, pressing in, making everything feel a little too much and not enough all at once. But women—God, women—make it better. Their warmth, their laughter, the way their lips curve when they smile, the way their voices can turn the weight in my chest into something lighter, something I can carry.

Just one kiss—soft, lingering, full of quiet understanding—like they know, without me saying a word, that I needed this. That I needed her. Maybe that’s all I need. Just a pretty girl, her hands in mine, her lips brushing against my forehead as she murmurs, You’re okay. You’re safe.

And maybe, just maybe, I’d believe it.

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>^•̬^< 💜

I am absolutely not afraid to admit that strong, muscle-bound women have the exact same effect on me as a laser pointer does on a cat. The second I catch sight of those sculpted arms or powerful thighs, it’s over—brain fried, head snapping toward the source like I’m hunting prey, heart hammering like I just heard a love confession in sapphic poetry form.

Like, ma’am… please… please flex again. I swear it’s for science. For research. For the pursuit of knowledge. Maybe even for my own personal spiritual awakening.

And don’t even get me started on when a buff girl picks up something heavy like it’s nothing—or worse, picks me up. At that point, I’m done. Just take me, claim me, call me yours.

all of my moots are moots with my moots, either by coincidence, or because I followed them because they were moots of my moots

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

it’s important to recognize that these are in fact two different statements.

And yet I’m still both. Nazis can go fucking die and go where even Satan is scared to go. And I’ll always support the Jewish community

Punching nazis is my hobby, and I’ll always support the Jewish community.

My family is Jewish kind of

anyone who supports nazis or discriminates against Jews can kindly see themselves to the curb.

it should be legal to punch Nazis

It’s Okay (To Punch Nazis)

Agreed!!

Woah mama I hate nazis

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🏳️‍⚧️happy tdov! 🏳️‍⚧️

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Thank you @andreachaosblog

Your welcome :3

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