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Anonymous asked:

so we know he’s dead

but has he decomposed yet?

for sure. given the fact that historical evidence traces the modern popularity of embalming in funerary practices to the death of Abraham Lincoln and his early embrace in the practice of being embalmed (it is often assumed he is in fact the first president to be embalmed), it can be safely assumed that Jackson wasn't embalmed. Abraham Lincoln died in 1865, while Jackson died in 1845 and the 20 years that separated their deaths signifies a huge gap in the post-death process. Jackson himself was buried in a limestone tomb instead of a casket, and while the structure of tombs provides a somewhat stable seal that seal is not airtight and thus, nearly 200 years post-death, the lack of this airtightness would lead to the decomposition of the body. So yes, he is certainly dead, and he is certainly decomposed!

Anonymous asked:

on a scale or 1-10 with 10 being “an absolute fucking goner”

how dead is he?

at least a 30 dude

hey guys. this blog was made as a silly gimmick based off a joke in my AP history class in high school and I still think it's funny (I hate andrew Jackson with a passion) and I think it's funnier that it's gaining a little traction recently? like several followers a day. that being said, do not look for or ask for my main blogs outside of this one. most of you I've noticed are minors, which is fine here, but I am not and I keep all my other accounts strictly MDNI and feel I have an obligation to keep yall away from the sort of content I create/consume/reblog/etc. on those accounts. Thanks! God bless that andrew Jackson is dead

Anonymous asked:

Someone has beef with the Andrew Jackson gimmick blog?

SO many people have beef with the andrew Jackson gimmick blog it's a little crazy

blocked him but damn the guy who used to harass this account back in like 2021/2022 found it again and like wow you really were proud of that huh. hsrrassing a high schooler. having all your little friends telling a 16/17 year old to kill themselves get a hobby !!!

Anonymous asked:

All dead or mostly dead?

all dead. not possible for him to be mostly dead.

Anonymous asked:

I was 90% sure I was who you were referring to lol

Anyways, AMEN! We love to hate Jackson!

Maybe you were, maybe you weren't, well and truly honestly in the end I slept and well I am the one who has an andrew Jackson updates blog so truly which one of us is the problem here. probably me. anyways

Anonymous asked:

That’s fair, sorry

unsure which recent post this is referring to but ultimately it's okay I accidentally bit into a raw egg I say accident but I knew what I was doing I just don't think anyways I'm in a forgiving mood. hope everyone is well every day is a good day as long as that dumb cunt andrew Jackson is dead can I get an amen

oh wow ! actually I don't want to play warrior cats on the playground with some of you I clicked on someone's blog on accident and actually some of you are very weird !

Anonymous asked:

What happens if he un-dies?

why would I ever waste my time thinking about something so terrible

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