Andy

always looking for moots!

starting to feel like buddie is a prize at one of those rigged carnival games

if we don’t get buck 1.0 back while eddie’s gone then what’s the point? he’s even hotter and his options have doubled. i’m so ready

aspiring to have such a bad crash out that i break one of my biggest self-imposed rules just to immortalize the man that caused all of it

oh when spiderman climbs up walls it’s cool and heroic, but when i, count dracula—

charles rowland would’ve been one of those kids who wore a “sleep, eat, game, repeat” shirt and neon shorts in middle school

claudia, noticing lestat’s portrait: who’s that handsome man on the wall up there?

armand: oh my gosh he’s this really small indie underground artist, you’ve probably never heard of him

one of the reasons that i think edwin lets charles protect him (besides the fact that it makes charles happy) is that edwin is exhausted. he was in hell for what must have felt like forever. he spent 73 years being tortured ceaselessly. imagine what a relief it was to meet someone that not only took the burden of having to always protect himself but was happy to do it. they make me very emotional

the last dinner party’s music is the type of music that can only be performed with a long flowy skirt for dramatic flair and i think that’s beautiful

situationship so bad i had to help make her an enemy to all of oz

one thing about me is i love a brown eyed beauty. jonathan sims? babygirl. eddie diaz? pookie. charles rowland? boo boo bear. jesper fahey? little meow meow. both louis de pointe du lac and armand? i have 2 hands.

crystal, talking to edwin: oh that’s so funny. anyway have you ever heard of the DSM??

i can’t believe evan buckley really is THE character ever it’s crazy

i’m so tired of people calling daniel molloy babygirl. put some respect on his name, that man is a wife!

the real reason that bucktommy didn’t work is bc buck would own the flower shop but tommy would NOT own the tattoo parlor in the au

armand when the murder he committed actually had consequences: