wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
String identified: a ga t tat t a aga t ’t a t t t ta
Closest match: Homo sapiens genome assembly, chromosome: contig-42 Common name: Common Human
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
String identified: a ga t tat t a aga t ’t a t t t ta
Closest match: Homo sapiens genome assembly, chromosome: contig-42 Common name: Common Human
18+ / mdi
summary: with jungkook's lifelong crush also came an aversion to dating anyone who wasn't you. but what would happen when the poor lovesick boy came crying into your arms after finally giving a chance to what turned to be a disastrous date?
content: virgin!jungkook, f2l!jungkook, loser!jk, sub!jk, college au, jk is insanely socially awkward and shy, kook is touch starved, afab reader, smut, dry humping, fingering, penetrative sex, etc.
(^ no actual content warnings in the teaser)
wc: 612 (teaser); 10k (full fic)
RELEASE DATE: november 26th
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a/n: picture 21 year old jungkook for this hehe<3
Jungkook often found himself feeling like his life was one of those very shitty romcoms.
Except he had never really felt like the heartthrob, or even like he was the one getting swept off his feet.
No, his experience was more closely aligned with the loser virgin who was tossed aside so the star-crossed lovers could find their way to each other. This was just how it had always been.
simon’s first instinct was always to protect you—before himself, before anyone or anything else. whether in dangerous situations or small, everyday moments, his reflexes kicked in without hesitation. every action was a subtle yet undeniable promise: i’ll always keep you safe.
with simon, protection wasn’t just instinct—it was devotion. in every gesture, every glance, every step, he ensured you knew: your safety will always come first. because to simon, loving you meant keeping you safe—always, no matter the cost.
they made a new monster and it fucks
THE DRINK THE DRINK
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
I reposted this and all my practicals went decently. This potato works fr OMGGGGGG
Reblogging because exams aa gaye
yesss please and thank you
I will take some of that, thank you 🩷
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
I reposted this and all my practicals went decently. This potato works fr OMGGGGGG
Reblogging because exams aa gaye
yesss please and thank you
I will take some of that, thank you 🩷
when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.
I get it now.
doesn’t get much more interesting than this
Hi all—our blog no longer pops up in tumblr searches, and our posts aren’t consistently showing up on the dash, so we have a hunch that we’re shadowbanned. It’s important that we all keep reblogging posts and spreading the word about @ficsforgaza so that our effort doesn’t lose momentum!
Eric Andre is Jewish btw. I feel like a lot of people assume he isn't bc of racism or bc they assume every word out of his mouth is sarcastic but he is Jewish and has talked about it.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
I reposted this and all my practicals went decently. This potato works fr OMGGGGGG
Reblogging because exams aa gaye
yesss please and thank you
I will take some of that, thank you 🩷
Hi all—our blog no longer pops up in tumblr searches, and our posts aren’t consistently showing up on the dash, so we have a hunch that we’re shadowbanned. It’s important that we all keep reblogging posts and spreading the word about @ficsforgaza so that our effort doesn’t lose momentum!
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
I reposted this and all my practicals went decently. This potato works fr OMGGGGGG
Reblogging because exams aa gaye
yesss please and thank you
I will take some of that, thank you 🩷
Solar Eclipse Shadows
These solar eclipse shadows form due to the distance between the sun and the leaves on the trees. The distance and the proximity of the leaves to one another cause for a "lensing" type effect, making the eclipse shadow clearer to the human eye.
do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated
Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.
Merbaby is ready to explore the world.
Omg beautiful.