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Hairspray connoisseur

@angrycryptidd

I draw stuff and like vampires. Living my best 80s life.

Since I got a bunch of followers I thought I'd introduce myself!

Hi, I'm MJ! I'm 30 (I made the art 2 months before my birthday lol) and I'm obsessed with anything 80s. I like Hair Metal, D&D and being creative.

I dress like a wannabe 80s rocker, play guitar and bass guitar and my favorite jacket is a leather jacket I painted to look like Dwayne's from the lost boys.

I don't own a CD player or TV, but a tape deck and a record player.

Let's be friends!

This is what one of limp bizkits top listeners looks like

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David: oof, ow, a papercut. Kiss it better, Michael

Michael: you can't even see it

David: yeah well you can't see a broken heart either, but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt!!

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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

  • the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
  • taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
  • at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
  • 'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
  • it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
  • it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
  • you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
  • young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
  • there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

this is my aesthetic:

Tips if u wanna start a tumblr blog:

  1. Have an email
  2. Make a tumblr account with said email
  3. Be annoying on main
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Giving up liking horror movie franchises and am now becoming my true self - a swiftie

some people are truly taking april fools too far, almost had a heart attack ๐Ÿ˜”

I know that one was very believable ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

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i like how in "the lost boys" marko's blood is just way sparklier than all the other vampires' for no explained reason. alex winter's blood is just like that

I am TOTALLY NOT reading psychological studies and papers about youth serial killers and their development growing up just to make my stuilly fic more realistic (I am lying)

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