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Their parents buckled them into car seats

Zipped them into tiny coats, and then coats a little less tiny, and a little less, as they grew

Bent low to fit shoes onto their feet

And put them back on when they came off, and back on again, and again

Cut grapes into pieces so they would not choke

Rubbed sunscreen on their little arms as they squirmed to run and play

Taught them to swim, to look both ways before crossing the street, to wear a helmet

How to stop, drop and roll

How to call 9-1-1

 Their parents, or their grandparents, whoever they had who loved them

Did everything they knew how to protect them

 And all of us who deep down do not believe, cannot believe, that it could ever be us

Be ours

What have we done that they did not do?

A conversation that presumably took place at some point in HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE

Voldy: first you're gonna capture Mad-Eye Moody

Crouch: the famous ex-Auror who put away tons of dark wizards and is notoriously paranoid and jinx-happy

Voldy: yeah him

Crouch: whose literal motto is "constant vigilance"

Voldy: yep

Crouch: who booby-traps his house like Kevin from Home Alone

Voldy: that's the guy

Crouch: could I maybe just hide in a bathroom at the Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade and capture like Professor Sinestra or something

Voldy: absolutely not

Voldy: then you'll be in at Hogwarts

Crouch: and I'll bring you Harry Potter?

Voldy: whoa whoa whoa

Voldy: let's not get ahead of ourselves

Voldy: first you're gonna teach teenagers for an entire school year

Crouch: I'm going to what

Voldy: then you make sure that Harry wins the Tri-Wizard tournament despite being three years younger than the other champions

Crouch: . . .

Voldy: and when he wins - wait for it - the Tri-Wizard Cup is a portkey!

Crouch: are you open to suggestions about this plan at all

A poem for the day

"Sometimes" by Sheenagh Pugh

Sometimes things don't go, after all, from bad to worse.  Some years, muscadel faces down frost; green thrives; the crops don't fail, sometimes a man aims high, and all goes well. A people sometimes will step back from war; elect an honest man, decide they care enough, that they can't leave some stranger poor. Some men become what they were born for. Sometimes our best efforts do not go amiss, sometimes we do as we meant to. The sun will sometimes melt a field of sorrow that seemed hard frozen:  may it happen for you.

history is fucked up and it sucks because all the people in it who had great viable werewolf names weren’t werewolves. like what the shit. if you knew nothing about history or literature i guess or whatever you’d see names like “virginia woolf” and “oscar wilde” and be like. ah yes. these are definitely some prime secret werewolf poorly masquerading as human intellectual situations? but neither of those people were real live werewolves, factually speaking? they did not take advantage of that opportunity. and i think we are all worse off for it actually 

I have a degree in history and I can say with some degree of scholarly confidence that you cannot definitively prove either of these people were not secret werewolves

See also “Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart”

Like are you even trying, bro

When I want a baked good and I have baked goods because I just baked

That little girl is going places

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I know more about economics than AOC and my knowledge on economics is on a high school level. Its actually embarassing how little she knows about this shit. But hey, expecting a socialist to know about economics is like expecting a fish to know what a desert is.

Much of the ocean is a desert

You know what? Let’s use the allowance example again to make it even clearer.

Let’s pretend we have an allowance tax bracket with a 70% tax on money received after a certain point. To keep things simple, we’ll make the limit $90.

If a kid does chores and earns $10 in allowance, they get $10. They’re not going to be affected by the 70% tax.

If a kid does chores and earns $50, they get $50. They also aren’t in the 70% tax bracket, even though they make five times as much money as the kid making $10.

If a kid does chores and earns $100 in allowance, then they’re in the allowance tax bracket with the 70% tax.

$100 minus $90 is $10. This is the part that’s going to be taxed 70%.

70% of $10 is $7.

So the kid getting $100 in allowance will have $93 after the 70% tax takes its share.

Now, I’d never impose such a thing on actual kids. All of this is a thought exercise.

But if it were real, the kid making $10 and the kid making $50 would probably be kind of mad if the kid getting $93 was bitching about being short $7.

Also, can we talk about how taxes are used to pay for things for the benefit of society - roads, schools, libraries etc. so to further the above example, the parents aren’t just pocketing that money themselves just to be mean and selfish, they might use it to pay for a Netflix subscription that the whole family can watch.

Ladies, this is Brad, a real FBI agent.

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hennyfromtheblock

honestly this was the most violent and horrifying murder of the whole show

The Witcher according to Tumblr: Silly romp centered around the relationship between a serious badass fighter who is followed around by a devoted dork bard

The Witcher according to the one episode I watched: SO GRIM WHERE IS BARD WHAT IS HAPPENING NOOOOO

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majikkant

The picture in the background of the second one

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gatochick

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

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retro-geek

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

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Now I’m crying thanks

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and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

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The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

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