no way dude no way. there's just no way
TIM CURRY as Dr. Frank-N-Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace
the level of meme meta knowledge required to understand this is staggering
it’s two memes, linda
ASMR videos being popular and sought-after has to be the world's biggest prank against me. I fundamentally refuse to believe any of that is enjoyable. Hearing it turns me into an animal that needs to attack you so hard for Making those noises inside my ears.
Mukbangs are part of this same elaborate joke. But worse also because I Need to have sharp Claws and also a lobotomy of the part of my brain that limits the full human bite strength to deal with that one properly.
Me when a video exists for the sole purpose of making Horrible noises RIGHT into my ear hole
Co-signing this entire set of tags
Don’t you know your Sam? :(
weirdgirls💕 e zuzu
good > finally building the habit of checking my trouser pockets for tissues and stuff before putting them in the washing machine
bad > being unable to do so without saying "what's it got in its nasty little pocketses" in a gollum voice
Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”
THANK YOUUUUUU
i need more posts in this genre
make a farcille fankid. im a fankid fan and i think that adding to the whole complicated situation is great. the political ramifications of EVERYTHING about laios's country are fantastic and making it worse by adding more interspecies kids (shoutout to chilchuck's grandkids) is fascinating
great cause I already started drawing adjkfghdjfg
PLEASE READ THIS POST TO UNDERSTAND MY THOUGHT PROCESS BEHIND THIS
but yeah I !!!!!! really like the political implications of 1) having a half-elf (which the queen of elves doesn't recognize as people) as a royal court mage who is 2) gay married to King's sister who is 3) a chimera
additionally!!!! I think Laios would pick his niece to be his successor, for several reasons:
- I think he's gay. maybe aro-spec.
- I don't think he'd MIND marrying a woman. He had a fiance (which ended when he left home, meaning he was engaged before the age of THIRTEEN) so I think he just always assumed he would get married at some point, regardless of his personal feelings about it
- haven't decided if I think he would get gay married, get comphet married, or stay single. I think it depends on How progressive he thinks Melini should be, other countries' feelings be damned. (unless Kabru says no, actually, that's a little too risky.)
- point being IDK if Laios would have any kids of his own
- He LOVES Falin. He loves Marcille as well. He'd fucking LOVEEEEE their kid my GOD would he spoil her!!!!! Best Uncle In The World
- He probably thinks any chimera traits she'd have Fucking Rule and would think it's badass for someone like that to have the throne
yeah so. uh. enjoy farcille fankid
this is actually insane? i genuinely pray they don’t get away with it because it’s beyond messed up
Look you can’t mythologize this man. He is real, and he is in danger. They cannot be allowed to get away with illegal searches and arrests
Performative feminism is a most annoying aspect of our times.