may your peace find you on a lonely road

The death of a conspicuously humble and compassionate pope at dawn of Easter Monday, after completing his Holy Week duties (prioritizing prisoners and children) and -- one can only presume -- rebuking a member of the church who has been making himself loathed and infamous by violating or ignoring the teachings of the gospels...

It's not the first time in the last few years that I've thought "medieval chroniclers would be going wild over this," but medieval chroniclers would really be going wild over this.

Imagine it's your last day alive and you're having to spend it with JD Vance 😭

he will forever be known as the guy so loathsome that merely interacting with him killed the pope

oh the dreaddddddd the dread everybody the dread? you know the dread?

come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

jame eagan being like when my children grow up i stop seeing kier in them. helena grew out of it, so i made more children, and children don't last. but i see it in you, less than one year old helly r. my daughter, a little kid again, a girl i can create again and again and again. in the "it's all because of child exploitation" show

Kiki's Delivery Service (1989) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[me telling the story of how I survived an ORTBO and lived for two calendar days in a snowy forest] it was crazy

[my friend who once got a text from me saying my apartment has a night gardener] was the night gardener there?

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

Doomed siblings enjoyers when the one that dedicated their whole life to trying to live up to their parents is still worse at it than their sibling who spent their whole life rejecting them

Finished my book last night so I guess I’ll just stare longingly at my bookshelf until god reveals my next book to read to me through divine revelation

if you love downloading pdfs you are likely to never use again you have GOT to get into knitting

if you like opening tabs and downloading files. by god is ravelry the website for you

making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

i make a mean soup

Now make one that is beautiful and true

wait dude i think gods here quick close the wikipedia page for Evil