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𓏵 boyfriend haechan texts. horny, tipsy, fluffy, silly, and suggestive. 18+ mdni

𓏵 thank you to the anon who requested! gratitude to my sweet pals for beta reading <3

𓏵 for the most part, every pic is a new convo besides “do you want me to come get you?” (2 pics), “donghyuck. go to bed” (3 pics) and “i’m picking you up in an hour” (2 pics)

the need to know (l.dh) —part one

“I feel like we’ve been in line for these bumper cars for twenty minutes,” Haechan groans.

You check your phone and roll your eyes. “It’s been eight.”

“Well, eight too many! What’s taking so long?” he complains, standing on his tiptoes to peer over the numerous heads in front of you.

“Patience is a virtue,” Jihyo chimes in, and Haechan huffs.

“Well, I’m running out of virtue.” he mutters, and you snort. He looks over at you with a small grin. “You liked that, huh?”

“Yeah, that was kinda funny.” you admit, and his smile widens as he turns fully to face you.

“Well, you know what they say about funny guys,” he muses, and you look off into the distance thoughtfully. 

“I don’t think I recall.” you say after a moment, and he narrows his eyes at you.

THANK YOUUU for the likes on the chenle one so hereye hereye haechan bf texts🫡

tw: kms jokes, suggestive in some slides

Haechan random bf texts

note: if the next thing I post isn’t pt 2 of fake dating haechan y’all can hit me

fake texts — texts w/ fwb! haechan

LEE DONGHYUCK AS YOUR BOYFRIEND

pairing : bf!haechan x gf!reader genre : est relationship, pure fluff warnings : petnames, crying, kissing, and not proofread synopsis : headcannons that bf!hyuck would do wc : 1k a/n : the hyuck brain rot is ROTTING.. again tagged sum seasonie mooties but join my dream perma tl if u wanna be tagged in more <3

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always running whenever you need him. donghyuck was someone you could rely on, even before the two of you started dating. whatever it was no matter how big or small if it was you calling him he was there in record time. it never bothered him either, he loved that you trusted him enough to call him for whatever because that was the very foundation of your relationship, trust. 

“hi i’m looking for a yn yln?” he approached the nurse desk, clearly out of breath from running there. “ah yes, she’s in the emergency room, bed 15 i believe.” the nurse smiled softly and donghyuck thanked them, rushing to the emergency room. he had received the call of you being at the hospital around 10 minutes ago and the second he heard you were there he rushed as quickly as he could. 

⋆₊˚⊹.𖥔 zoom, click, panic !

with your platform growing it's about time you get your own personal camera man! you probably should've put in the job description that the position involved working with a camgirl... maybe then sweet virgin nerd lee donghyuck wouldn't have applied for the job. now he's stuck with you, but he's determined to make it work.

alternatively, hyuck is a photography nerd who needs money for a new cameras and lenses, and you're a camgirl in desperate need of a cameraman.

virgin nerd!hyuck x camgirl!reader

genre : humor , coworkers? to lovers , college au , fluff , suggestive , haechan is an inexperienced LOSER we love to see it

warnings : sex jokes , death jokes, mean ass insults and comments , descriptions of sex and dirty acts , haechans first time seeing pussy irl , reader is open about sex and her body shes hot asf ofc

notes : two of my favorite things put together haechan and nerdy men (and he's a virgin hehe). i'm gonna enjoy this one and write as much flustered hyuck as i can. i'm gonna go with the flow with this one too which is why i'm not putting so much in the genre cause i wanna see how it goes and how i want to develop this plot.

playlist : positions , ariana grande | freak , doja cat | guess , charli xcx | kiss me more , doja cat | flamin' hot lemon , jaehyun | up to you , prettymuch | more than a woman , bee gees | telepatia , kali uchis | all mine , brent faiyaz

status : ongoing , updates x2 a week , tuesdays and thursdays

taglist : closedd !

WHO IS IT ─★ lee haechan

SYNOPSIS: begging you to marry him, haechan promised you the moon, the stars hanging in the sky, and a few hundred million other things. but he never promised you the most important thing — the sun. and after all, that's all you wanted.

or, alternatively ── haechan has a plan of getting his grandmother's inheritance by marrying you, promising you that everything that was about to become his would also become yours. a lavish lifestyle, the liberty of being with other people — but you only wanted him. so what happens when haechan's plan backfires, leaving you both drowning in a sea of uncertainties?

PAIRING: husband!haechan x wife!reader

GENRE: fake marriage!au, marriage of convenience!au, f2l!au, angst, mutual pining, slowburn, smut, cheating!au

FEATURING: [brief appearances of] nct dream, aespa's karina, red velvet's yerim, riize's sungchan

WORD COUNT: 30k words

CONTAINS: fluff, angst, smut, slowburn, mutual pining, a lot of descriptive scenes (im so sorry). haechan is emotionally constipated, it takes him a billion years to realise some things. haechan is not the best husband, emotional neglect, emotional and physical avoidance. use of alcohol, cheating (mentions of, not actual scenes), smut (only between haechan and reader), oral (female receiving), unprotected sex, miscommunication, misunderstandings, rich!haechan, mentions of generational wealth and fraud, riize's sungchan (im sorry pookster), reader has a lot of insecurities and regrets.

NOW PLAYING: who is it by michael jackson

SERIES MASTERLIST: HERE!

NCT DREAM TEXTS: haechan bf randoms pt 3

💌 [haechan] x [afab!reader]

[warnings/context]: suggestive, kms joke(s maybe), silly little memes, the cheese trap is so unbelievably hyuck i actually had to . ok

idk if yal know what im talking ab but the white dog with the huge smile rn… that’s me. i have so many wips rn and yet here i am making more haechan texts like my life depends on it . and u jno what it might.! enjoy

—blue 🥸

" paper rings "

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ SYNOPSIS. the four times na jaemin asked you to marry to him over the course of fifteen years.

NOTES. one-shot, non-idol au, childhood friends to lovers, established relationship, gn!reader, pure fluff.

WC. ~3.6k

also contains. food mentions

AT AGE TEN, you and Jaemin have spent most of your afternoons running around in the playground between both of your homes. Under the summer sun, you can’t help but throw your head back in laughter as he chased after you. The largest possible grin stretched across the entirety of his face, a smile so bright that it put the sun to shame.

⊹ ࣪ ˖🕰️୭˚. ᵎᵎ🗝️

having a fwb relationship with roommate jaemin !!

a/n: DONT SLEEP WITH YOUR ROOMMATES !!!

NA JAEMIN AS YOUR BOYFRIEND

pairing : bf!jaemin x gf!reader genre : est relationship, pure fluff warnings : petnames, crying, kissing, and not proofread synopsis : headcannons that bf!jaemin would do wc : 1k a/n : anotha nct fic we cheer also yes this is another one for lizzie pookie bear i larb u. also i tagged some moots who i know r seasonies so sorry for any unwanted tags!

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req: texts with chenle where he's your classmate and you always flirt with him boldly and tell him you like him but he always rejects your advances saying he's not interested and you swear you'll get him until you get tired of it and stop texting and replying to him so he realizes he's in love with you and apologizes until he wins you back

𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗦 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥

boyfriend texts w chenle !

chenle boyfriend texts

sorry i haven’t been here lots <3 hope everyone’s okay, masterlist.