You ever beat up an old lady for the hell of it and end up kidnapped into a cult by morning? To end up in a coffin alive only to be screamed at by a clown?

That’s how it feels to drive a Ford F-150

Did you do it

Are you a cop

Weasel infestation

There are fucking long ass rats all over the sanctuary

THEY ARE CHASING CICERO AND BITING HIS FUCKING LEGS

vampires, himbo werewolves, jesters, oh my...

Some highlights from Cicero’s wiki page bc I’m obsessed with him ❤️

Your honor, I’m in love with him

IM SO……..

THIS IS FLIRTING, RIGHT? HE’S FLIRTING WITH THE LISTENER????

Also bonus:

This was in the “bugs” section but it’s totally on-brand for him ❤️

If I had a nickel for every time a crouching private detective going by Ryuzaki socially trapped an FBI agent that cares deeply for Raye Penber into letting them put so much sugar in their coffee it becomes a sluge so that the grossness of drinking said coffee can manipulate the agent’s thinking towards forwarding the mysterious shady plan of the investigator I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s a fun homage it happened twice!

my death note characters and ships tier lists

even though nobody asked me

i do think tanaka deserved to be written better, but on the deserved to be written better - fuck you spectrum, she's more on the latter

i don't know some characters lol because i didn't watch the live actions

and raye is fuck you, because i HATE how he talked to misora

"once we have a few kids running around, you will forget that you even were an agent" LIKE FUCK YOU

my opinion on roger is based on some hcs

i am just going to leave this here

labb deleted dialogue including but not limited to beyond telling naomi “did you know i physically can’t drown” “i’d be fine in silent hill. it would be good for me actually” “i always kiss my dentist so he can get a good feel of what’s going on in there”