adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

Why would tumblr update. They know we’re all autistic

Austin Butler covers the latest issue of Square Mile ☁️

📸: Matthew Brookes

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

I loathe my job and

need a new one. I need all

the help I can get.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

there was a fire on your dash!! we put it out tho so dw

The truth of it 🤣

imagine eddie being so absolutely obsessed with you that when he tries to ask you on a date he says something like, "maybe i could eat you out -- take you to eat out -- out to eat. take. you. out to eat, i meant."

But then proceeds to eat you out desperately in the back of his van after desert.

Best date of ur life.

I made rabbit pie. Do you like rabbit pie? – I intend to. The Gorge (2025) dir. Scott Derrickson

Brazilian Illustrator, Butcher Billy, re-imagines famous love songs as creepy book covers

*gives you flowers*