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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat ™ but i still hit my punching bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and broke a finger in the process

You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years. 

And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and they’re panting for air like like they’re about to die. I’ve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way. 

Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build. 

No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them. 

And they’re fast. Like, unfair fast. 

Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a mountain. 

i love and support all strong, fat people

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

my wol 🐰 she's a dark knight canonically but her main fit is this super bright pink armor!

Wonderful character comm I got to work on!! Such cute Au Ra gals ;v ; ♥

fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

then he grabs his old mask and emet wonders if he could arrange him an early return trip to the star

As soon as the LB3 meteor has cleared the field, Azem high-fives Hyth's corpse.

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

#correction: compassion #empathy is a feeling and not something you can control. it’s morally neutral. some people can’t feel it #due to disability or otherwise. COMPASSION; however; is a muscle anyone can train. it requires intellect #and a heart; not ‘putting yourself in someone’s shoes’; but believing that they deserve dignity; freedom and rights because they’re HUMAN #sorry for being pedantic about this. it’s the autism. (via @dandelionjack)

“The EQUUSIR BEST BOX combines modern high-end technology and current knowledge of quantum physics with the holistic body concept of the energy centers. The goal of the application is to meet the requirements: to maintain long-lasting physical health and to continuously increase the athletic performance.

The box supports the restoration and harmonization of the body’s own energy fields of the horse.“

it’s a horse microwave

scamming is ok when it’s objectively funny and aimed at hopelessly stupid rich people

Well what’s the fucking point then

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave