Holy Communism, Batman

goodnight everyone (:

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the. 'china will use electric vehicles to map american roads' thing chud conspiracy theorists are trying to spin is especially funny considering that theyre literally. already mapped. theres already maps of them youve. car satnavs have existed for like 30 years

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i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

follow it up with ‘i wouldn’t fuck you though’ for Added Enjoyment

'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

dramatic irony enjoyers when they know something the characters dont

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

Post: would be awesome if people didn't hate lesbians

Reply: what do you have against women attracted to men

The fresh strawberry banana smoothie going through my straw:

If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

I'm red girl

NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

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Closest match: Canis lupus familiaris breed Labrador retriever chromosome 20a Common name: Dog (Labrador Retriever)

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String identified: ' g c t a a cat ta

Closest match: Kitty Common name: Kitty Cat

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it has to end eventually right

definitely one of The Pics of all time…

Ill stay alive out of Sprite 🥤 .