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glow - march 31 - black brothers - background jegulus - @black-brothers-microfic - word count: 197
โSoโฆwhen did James leave?โ Sirius asked casually as he walked into the sitting room and settled on the couch next to his brother.
Regulus started and narrowed his eyebrows, frowning. โDid I say James was here?โ he asked, internally panicking. It wasnโt that he and James were hiding things. Not anymore. It was justโฆdid they leave evidence?ย
โNo,โ Sirius replied simply. โYou didnโt need to.โ
Regulusโs brain tripped into triple-speed. How the fuck did Sirius know? He cast his gaze around the room. No stains on the couch cushions. No suspicious socks left to tip him off. No jostled furniture or tilted picture frames. Nothing out of place. Surreptitiously, he ran a hand over the column of his neck. No, he couldnโt feel any bruising. His hair was fine, his lips unbitten. What was it?
He spent approximately four minutes overthinking before he broke. โHow the fuck did you know, though?โ he demanded, glaring at his brother.
Sirius, who seemed to have been waiting for Regulus to break, looked over to him and smirked. โHonestly? You just kind ofโฆglow, after you see him. Itโs adorable, but also gross.โ
And Regulus couldnโt decide what to make of that.
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back - march 13 - jegulus - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 252
Slowly, James approached a stressed-looking Regulus, who was surrounded by towers of books and piled of notes.
โNo!โ Barty hissed from the next table over. โDonโt! Heโll bite your head off! Trust me, weโve tried!โ
โHeโs been at it for hours,โ Evan nodded from Bartyโs side. โBut he wonโt budge. Hasnโt even taken a break for dinner.
Frowning, James ignored their warnings and moved behind the fifth-year, placing a gentle hand on Regulusโs back.
โReg,โ he murmured, choosing not to acknowledge the boyโs hiss of frustration. โYou need a break, baby.โ
โFuck off, Potter.โ
James just smiled affectionately. โCome on, love. Letโs get some food.โ
โI said-โ
But before Regulus could finish his sentence, James reached forward and plucked the book from the Slytherinโs hands.
Barty and Evan, who were watching nearby, inhaled audibly.
Unafraid of the death glare that Regulus was currently sending him, James carefully placed a piece of parchment in the book to mark his boyfriendโs page and cupped Regulusโs cheek, choosing not to say anything about his twitching jaw. โTen minutes, Reg. You need food. Please? For me?โ
And somehow, the terrifying, stone-cold look on Regulusโs face started to melt, slowly transforming into an exhausted expression. He looked like he was seconds from passing out, his eyes with deep circles under them and his skin even paler than usual. โFine,โ he nodded, standing slowly and allowing James to take his hand and lead him away.
As they both walked off, James heard Barty whisper, โFuck. That was magic.โ
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jegulus fic where james is a youtuber/streamer who does all sorts of pretty crazy pranks and people ADORE him because he's totally shameless.
one day he gets dared to crash a wedding and oppose it, pretending to be in love with either the groom or the bride.
and even though his editor (and bestest friend) remus told him that that's fucking insane, james still chose to do it bc he's a menace. but he does promise to cut it all off if things get messy.
james gets everything ready and, after stalking some of his old school classmates, he finds that one of them is attending a wedding (it's mulciber, who james remembers to despise back then, so it's a win-win situation), which means his plan is all set.
by fate, and fate only, this wedding is regulus' and some girl's his parents chose for him (and mulciber was invited bc his family is very close to the black's)
and obviously, this is a clear forced marriage, regulus would rather kill himself than marry a girl, he's as gay as they come.
[for sake of the plot, sirius and james don't know each other at all, didn't go to school together either, and sirius didn't run away and is also livid with his parents for marrying reg off, but there wasn't anything he could do]
so! prank day, james is live the moment he, very dramatically, stands up and proclaims his love for this.... regulus guy, and how he knows he promised to not come but he just couldn't handle the thought of the love of his life being married to someone else (his followers thought he was going to claim to love the bride, but james found the groom way too cute and he just couldn't hold himself back, he's just a guy)
the 30 seconds of pure silence and shock that follow are almost enough to make james break character and start laughing like crazy.
regulus, who's flabbergasted by the way, knows immediately that it's a prank. however, this might as well be a sign of the gods, because, what are the chances that this (very handsome) random man, chose HIS wedding out of all, and targeted HIM to be the one he "loves"? way to many coincidences.
also, did he mention the dude is unbelievably fit?
he makes a choice right there.
using all his acting abilities, he makes a whole scene tearing up and running to him. it's so well done, james for a second believes they are actual lovers.
hell breaks at that moment, walburga goes absolutely nuts along with orion and their side of the family. the bride's family start a fight, and between the commotion regulus sees his brother laughing maniacally after their mother yells at regulus to stop playing games or he will get disowned.
james, who thinks that this is now along the lines of things getting messy, is about to announce it's all a prank, when regulus sees right through him, panics, and just whispers "im going to kiss you now, sorry" before snogging the life out of him.
remus, who's the camera guy, cuts the live right there.
james, oh james, he doesn't quite hear the screech walburga lets out because this backfired so bad, but jesus chirst can this regulus kiss. this is love at first sight. love at first prank, if you may.
regulus knowing stuff is about to get bad, just grabs james' hand and runs for it. james just follows, he's dizzy. remus also follows because he's NOT getting involved in all that, he's actually quitting james.
sirius follows too, if his little brother is finally disowned, there's no reason to stay, thank you very much.
anyways, this whole idea was just because i want james followers to see his channel thumbnails going:
CRASHING A RANDOM WEDDING ๐ PRANK #56
to
how i met the love of my life ; Q&A
and
REG AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED (im sealing all entries so no-one can crash it) โ VLOG
bye
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Imagine already thinking you're the thing that gets everything you love killed and then your best friend confesses his romantic feelings for you and the act of saying "I love you" to you specifically is what gets him killed? Yeah I'd be sobbing in the corner too I'd never get back up actually