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Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.
Dad loves you and feeds you. But he is also dumb and feeds you a wonderfully done wagyu steak. You are 3 days old.
Okay, but check out this video from mid-May 2022 of a Kestrel Dad who just kept piling up voles and mice beside his babies when the mom was injured/killed/mia’d by owls…but then watched one of his babies just swallow a lizard and went “OH. I can feed them small food!” and learned to tear it apart!
EDIT: There’s a not-zero percent chance that this could be the same dad???????? The source is the same–Robert E Fuller–but they could be different birds.
UPDATE: Not only has Mister Kes learned to feed his chicks all on his own…
….the three chicks who were taken out of the nest for intensive care after the mom disappeared were put back in, and he just started feeding them, too.
He’s a single father of six who does not possess the instincts to feed even one of his offspring, but he learned and adopted that behavior without difficulty and is now hunting and providing for six kids all on his own.
Happy father’s day to the Krestel single dad of 6 Who is doing a wonderful job
don’t ascribe human expressions to nonhuman animals or whatever but mfw a giant reaches into the side of my house to dump a whole new person in there
having adhd and being a creator is like being on a timer. oh sorry you have this art idea? well you have approximately 12 hours to start it and 6 hours to finish the task or else you will lose interest and inevitably move on. oh you have an idea for a one-shot? well you’d better finish it in a day unless you want to banish it to your wips forever. ding dong bitch
Give us the unreleased beta peanut Breloom please
Holy shit this is so cool, breloom was always one of my favorites. I want a peanut breloom.
Like yeah it sucks that those birders are about to get ritualistically hunted, butchered and consumed by a soccer team of teenage girls but if I heard that many people screaming in the forest at night I don’t care if I have pepper spray or a fucking 12 gauge I’m out of there hiking the other direction back in my car within the hour pushing 90 on a 75mph road calling the police like man I just heard like 20 girls chanting awooga awooga and screaming bloody murder in the night like idk sucks for them but couldn’t be me
I don't know anything about this show but congrats on 1000 notes and also pls don't eat birders. They're important for avian conservation and probably thought the screaming was a curlew or something. Curlews sound a lot like screaming and are more probable than screaming people. Sincerely a bird hobbyist.
I feel lucky that my pet became a meme that was not adopted and used by nazis. everyone that has told me they adore this meme is a cool person and not a scumbag loser. if she became the face of a crypto scam or the name of an illegal government entity id have a crisis
Shoutout and RIP to Inkky the cat, I love this meme :]
idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
My headache disappeared 3 minutes before I even saw this post, so I'm glad to know it exists outside the rules of linear time